Arsenal Sign Centre Back Laurent Koscielny

Post by **REB** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:31 pm

you looking for a miracle if you want me to close this thread, maybe an apostle mod like db10 can do it

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:47 pm

This thread is fast becoming blasphemous

augie · Post by **augie** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:02 pm

Buying jesus on a bosman would have the wenger disciples out in force again eh

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:10 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:You never know, God might even be able to persuade Jesus to sign for us as goal-keeper. After all, he's good at making saves!!

Surprised no-one pointed out that Jesus is not the solution to our goal-keeping problem as he's no good with crosses!!

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:13 pm

We are more likely to sign Judas than anyone. After Wenger teaches him all the secrets of football, he'll betray us after a season or two for a couple of gold coins

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:18 pm

Amazing how in both the biblical and Arsenal FC histories there's a Peter in denial!!

augie · Post by **augie** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:37 pm

It would take more than jesus to resurrect the fortunes of this great club

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:38 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:You never know, God might even be able to persuade Jesus to sign for us as goal-keeper. After all, he's good at making saves!!
Surprised no-one pointed out that Jesus is not the solution to our goal-keeping problem as he's no good with crosses!!

Perhaps we should sign the Dutch Elijah