Songs to Sing at Peppe Reina/Liverpool match

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Songs to Sing at Peppe Reina/Liverpool match

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Let the crunt know how displeased we were to see him pull that Barca shirt stunt during Spain's World Cup celebrations. Here's a few I've just thought of based on old classics...


Peppe Reina,
Is a wanker, is a wanker.
Peppe Reina,
Is a wanker, is a wanker.


Should give your medal back,
Should give your medal back,
Should give your medal back,
Should give your medal back.


Fuck all to earn it,
You played fuck all games to earn it,
Fuck all to earn it,
You played fuck all games to earn it.


For irony we could sing:

You'll never play for Barca!!
You'll never play for Barca!!


And just for a laugh:

Worse than Almunia,
You're even worse than Almunia,
Worse than Almunia,
You're even worse than Almunia!!


To the scousers in general regarding Benetiz:

Where's your waiter gone?
Where's your waiter gone.
Where's your waiter gone?
Where's your waiter gone.


And if we really want to be cruel, this one based on Delila for Roy Hodgson:

Woy, Woy, Woy,
Woy Hodgson.
Woy, Woy, Woy,
Woy Hodgson.
He can't say, he's own first name the right way,
Can barely speak English but which scouser can anyway,
Can anyway?



Anymore for anymore? :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Post by 1989 »

You don't like Reina much do you? :wink:

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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

To Madness, "Our House"...

Your house
Is getting robbed as we speak
Your house...

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Reina, Reina, You Know In Your Heart
You'll Never Play For Barca
You'll Never Play For Barca
You *word censored* You *word censored*

or we can all just shout, the future of *word censored* the future of spain in spainsh

Thats mine done. 8)

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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

With a little add-on for Gerrard…

Your spouse
Is getting shagged as we speak
Her mouth
Or is it in her bum cheeks
Your house…

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Buy you a toupee
Your wife should buy you a toupee.
Buy you a toupee
Your wife should buy you a toupee.



Baldy, baldy, you're a *word censored*.
Baldy, you're a *word censored*!!

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Can't we just shout at him?!

YOU FUCKING *word censored* WHAT DID YOU FOR SPAiN OTHER THAN ACT LIKE THE TEAM JESTER YOU DIRTY ARSEHOLE..

With love..

GoonerSid x

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No!! :roll: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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To their very own 'anthem'....

Reina, Reina
You're a fat Spanish *word censored*
And you'll never play for Spain,
You'll never play for Spain,
Reina, Reina

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:To Madness, "Our House"...

Your house
Is getting robbed as we speak
Your house...
:coffeespit:

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I Hate Hleb wrote:To their very own 'anthem'....

Reina, Reina
You're a fat Spanish c**t
And you'll never play for Spain,
You'll never play for Spain,
Reina, Reina
We may have Almunia in goal, remember. :cry:

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I Hate Hleb wrote:Buy you a toupee
Your wife should buy you a toupee.
Buy you a toupee
Your wife should buy you a toupee.



Baldy, baldy, you're a c**t.
Baldy, you're a c**t!!
I think 'your fans should steal...' would be more fun

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Post by 1989 »

I Hate Hleb wrote:Buy you a toupee
Your wife should buy you a toupee.
Buy you a toupee
Your wife should buy you a toupee.



Baldy, baldy, you're a c**t.
Baldy, you're a c**t!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: fucking brilliant!!

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Post by xDAVEYx »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNsmiqmaEWo

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey hey REINA!
BALD
CUNT
i want to knoooooooooooooooooooow why they dont want you?!

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Bald Spanish *word censored*
You're just a bald Spanish *word censored*

To the tune of Rafa's waiter song.

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