these two made me wet my pants.. BrilliantI Hate Hleb wrote:Let the crunt know how displeased we were to see him pull that Barca shirt stunt during Spain's World Cup celebrations. Here's a few I've just thought of based on old classics...
Peppe Reina,
Is a wanker, is a wanker.
Peppe Reina,
Is a wanker, is a wanker.
Should give your medal back,
Should give your medal back,
Should give your medal back,
Should give your medal back.
Fuck all to earn it,
You played fuck all games to earn it,
Fuck all to earn it,
You played fuck all games to earn it.
For irony we could sing:
You'll never play for Barca!!
You'll never play for Barca!!
And just for a laugh:
Worse than Almunia,
You're even worse than Almunia,
Worse than Almunia,
You're even worse than Almunia!!
To the scousers in general regarding Benetiz:
Where's your waiter gone?
Where's your waiter gone.
Where's your waiter gone?
Where's your waiter gone.
And if we really want to be cruel, this one based on Delila for Roy Hodgson:
Woy, Woy, Woy,
Woy Hodgson.
Woy, Woy, Woy,
Woy Hodgson.
He can't say, he's own first name the right way,
Can barely speak English but which scouser can anyway,
Can anyway?
Anymore for anymore?
