Punchable players part 52

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Punchable players part 52

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Yeah we have had this before... but with a new twist.

A Gooner mate of mine was in NY a few years ago on hols and was alone in his hotel lift when it stopped at the floor below his. Who got in? Ruud VanLongface, he of the diving cheating cuntiness. They were the only two in the lift all the way to the ground.

My mate, being a bit starstruck apparently (and in my opinion a bit of a fucking tennis lover :wink: ), spluttered "howya" and shook the fucker's hand! :shock:

When he got back from hols and told us this we were disgusted. A perfect opportunity to tell the crunt what he thought of him but he went and shook his fucking hand??!! :banghead:

Then one of the lads said, "I'd have decked the crunt. Sly rabbit punch to the throat and hop off the lift." :lol:

So if you had the opportunity what big name player would you slap? Of course I'm not condoning violence (even against crunts) or suggesting anyone actually do such a thing. :wink:

For me it would be Robbie Savage. With a hammer. 8)

:-P :wink:
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Post by Pedro »

Not sure why more than any of the others but I would love to smash Robbie Keane....

think it is that stupid celebration he did/does....
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Pedro wrote:Not sure why more than any of the others but I would love to smash Robbie Keane....

think it is that stupid celebration he did/does....
That fucking pitiful, half a handstand followed by a bit of a roll? :oops:
Compare that with what Chris Wreh used to do! 8)

Yep, I add Kunty Keane to my list. :evil:

And Phil Slackjaw Neville. :evil:
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Meant to add this to the OP;

Has anyone else found themselves in a similar situation to my mate?
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A year or so ago I was waiting at a set of traffic lights late at night. I was just changing the radio station when I looked over at the next car and saw Fatty Lampard. It was just his flash Ferrari and my not so flash car at the lights. Before I thought about giving any abuse or sticking the finger up, the lights changed and he was gone. I still feel I let myself down by not at least giving him a ***** sign.
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DB10GOONER wrote:Yeah we have had this before... but with a new twist.

A Gooner mate of mine was in NY a few years ago on hols and was alone in his hotel lift when it stopped at the floor below his. Who got in? Ruud VanLongface, he of the diving cheating cuntiness. They were the only two in the lift all the way to the ground.

My mate, being a bit starstruck apparently (and in my opinion a bit of a fucking tennis lover :wink: ), spluttered "howya" and shook the fucker's hand! :shock:

When he got back from hols and told us this we were disgusted. A perfect opportunity to tell the crunt what he thought of him but he went and shook his fucking hand??!! :banghead:

Then one of the lads said, "I'd have decked the crunt. Sly rabbit punch to the throat and hop off the lift." :lol:

So if you had the opportunity what big name player would you slap? Of course I'm not condoning violence (even against crunts) or suggesting anyone actually do such a thing. :wink:

For me it would be Robbie Savage. With a hammer. 8)

:-P :wink:
Mate! After the recent rant he had at the mediea, swiftly followed by him getting a ball in the face and then filming the Derby squad using his face as target practice, all is forgiven and I now think Savage is funny as f***!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 476110.stm

Hilarious!
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Current - Craig Bellamy, Didier Drogba
Past - Teddy Sheringham
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DB10GOONER wrote:
Pedro wrote:Not sure why more than any of the others but I would love to smash Robbie Keane....

think it is that stupid celebration he did/does....
That fucking pitiful, half a handstand followed by a bit of a roll? :oops:
Compare that with what Chris Wreh used to do! 8)

Yep, I add Kunty Keane to my list. :evil:

And Phil Slackjaw Neville. :evil:
Thats the one fucking awful....
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Pistols wrote:Current - Craig Bellamy, Didier Drogba
Past - Teddy Sheringham
I totally agree, Bellamy and Drogba are my two msot hated players. I'd love to play ram shambo with them, as long as I got to go first.
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Post by rigsby »

Someone already got to David Bentley so no point adding him.

Robbie Keane- *word censored* of the highest order.
John Terry- Oh I'm passionate!!! meh meh fuck off you dirty bastard

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Soljkaer- there was something about his stupid muggy smile when celebrating.
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Post by OnlyGotOneSong »

I think Savage is a right laugh! Certainly wouldn't want to punch him anyway.

I'd love to give Puyol a quick dig but not just because of the Cesc thing but because he reminds me too much of Captain Caveman amd I used to hate that cartoon.
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Post by M-50 »

I was alone in a lift with rooney and his missus a couple of years back.

Still gutted to this day that I didn't spout off @ the c*nt.
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Post by augie »

Said it before that rio cuntbag ferdinand would be at the top of my list for dickheads that I would like to floor with a knockout punch :evil:

Of the former players sheringham needs a severe beating but the *word censored* that turned his back on his country many many times I would love to beat with an iron bar......yes rot keane you are the *word censored* that I am talking about :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Post by Gooner Whitey »

Ryan shawcross, id a get a chainsaw - and hack his leg off
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Gooner Whitey wrote:Ryan shawcross, id a get a chainsaw - and hack his leg off
I wouldn't even recognise him.

Not a player I know, but Mike Riley for me. Would love to slap the shit out of that little bird-faced prick.
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