Hilarious - Will appeal to Mr ****
- OneBardGooner
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- OneBardGooner
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Ere mate I did say 'BUY'!
that reminds me of that joke about the drummer in a band....the rest of the band are always taking the p*ss....cos he 'hits things to make a living' (as they say0
So he decides to 'show em'
he goes into the local music shoop determined to buy and learn 2 other instruments other than the drums..
So he goes in has a look around and says to the assistant
Okay...I'd like to buy that BIG Accordian over there against the wall and that red saxaphone over there please
The assistant does a double take and says
Aah! sir yes you're a drummer aren't yu!
The drummer with great surprise says 'Yes, that's right but how did you know?'
Wel sir that Big accordian is a Radiator and the red saxaphone is the fire extinguisher!
that reminds me of that joke about the drummer in a band....the rest of the band are always taking the p*ss....cos he 'hits things to make a living' (as they say0
So he decides to 'show em'
he goes into the local music shoop determined to buy and learn 2 other instruments other than the drums..
So he goes in has a look around and says to the assistant
Okay...I'd like to buy that BIG Accordian over there against the wall and that red saxaphone over there please
The assistant does a double take and says
Aah! sir yes you're a drummer aren't yu!
The drummer with great surprise says 'Yes, that's right but how did you know?'
Wel sir that Big accordian is a Radiator and the red saxaphone is the fire extinguisher!

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