GIVEN IS A GOONER! SHAY SIGNS!(Wind Up!!)

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GIVEN IS A GOONER! SHAY SIGNS!(Wind Up!!)

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http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archiv ... closed-fee

"Arsenal Football club are delighted to announce that Shay Given has joined the club for an undisclosed fee. The Republic of Ireland international has signed a four year contract today after completing a medical at a London clinic this morning."


:sunshine_happy:

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Very original.

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Luke - may the force be with you.

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and onto a real story

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archiv ... r-the-fans

aint gonna happen :lol: :lol: :lol: UR SHIT!!!

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Post by SammyDroppedHisShorts »

Percy you are bad

My daughter saw this as i was in the kitchen

i have had to tell her that Percy Dalton is a nut seller and makes up stories...

I have NEVER heard her swear....she loves her Arsenal and she reckons you are a wanker.....i concur....

She is 11....bloody hell cheers mate....my kid swore....

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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:Percy you are bad

My daughter saw this as i was in the kitchen

i have had to tell her that Percy Dalton is a nut seller and makes up stories...

I have NEVER heard her swear....she loves her Arsenal and she reckons you are a wanker.....i concur....

She is 11....bloody hell cheers mate....my kid swore....
Nearly said FFS in front of all my neices etc etc
:shock: :D
If only it were true............ :banghead: :roll:

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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:Percy you are bad

My daughter saw this as i was in the kitchen

i have had to tell her that Percy Dalton is a nut seller and makes up stories...

I have NEVER heard her swear....she loves her Arsenal and she reckons you are a wanker.....i concur....

She is 11....bloody hell cheers mate....my kid swore....
who taught her the naughty word?

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Post by SammyDroppedHisShorts »

Big_G wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:Percy you are bad

My daughter saw this as i was in the kitchen

i have had to tell her that Percy Dalton is a nut seller and makes up stories...

I have NEVER heard her swear....she loves her Arsenal and she reckons you are a wanker.....i concur....

She is 11....bloody hell cheers mate....my kid swore....
who taught her the naughty word?
Taught her is not really the thing......

I think it was when she heard her mother call me a wanker for spending the house keeping money on tickets for some meaningless footy match last sunday.....

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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
Big_G wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:Percy you are bad

My daughter saw this as i was in the kitchen

i have had to tell her that Percy Dalton is a nut seller and makes up stories...

I have NEVER heard her swear....she loves her Arsenal and she reckons you are a wanker.....i concur....

She is 11....bloody hell cheers mate....my kid swore....
who taught her the naughty word?
Taught her is not really the thing......

I think it was when she heard her mother call me a wanker for spending the house keeping money on tickets for some meaningless footy match last sunday.....
Classy household, clearly.

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Post by Eboue-Why? »

You are a b'stard Percy!!

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Post by Gooner_Sam »

Why Percy, why? :cry: :( :cry:

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Mancini prepared to let Given go
Roberto Mancini says he will not stand in Shay Given's way if the out-of-favour goalkeeper decides to leave Manchester City.

Joe Hart started City's Premier League opener against Tottenham last weekend, ahead of Given, and his heroics in the 0-0 draw have confirmed him as first-choice for the season.

Given, 34, said he must be playing regularly at his age and Mancini accepted that he may be fighting a losing battle in his efforts to keep the Republic of Ireland keeper at Eastlands.

"The position of goalkeeper is different to the rest of the squad," said Mancini. "But I can say that I hope Shay will stay with us. But I accept his position. I hope that he can stay with us because we have four competitions. But I respect his wishes if he wants to leave."


City unveiled new £22.5million signing Mario Balotelli today and are confident of completing the signing of Aston Villa's James Milner within the next 24 hours. Milner is on his way to Manchester for a medical, with Stephen Ireland going the other way as part of the £26m deal.

Balotelli has come to the Premier League from Serie A with a reputation as a troublemaker. But the 20-year-old former Inter Milan forward said such a reputation was unjustified. "I'm not a bad boy," said Balotelli. They say this in Italy but I am just a normal guy.

"I am happy to be here and I have always wanted to come to Manchester. There were a lot of teams interested in me over the summer but my first choice was always City. I always told this to my agent. The reason I wanted to be here was because of the manager and because it's a good environment for me to improve.

"It is very important to me that Roberto is the manager. It was one of the most important factors. If he wasn't here, I probably wouldn't have come to City. He always showed faith in me when I played for him at Inter and I think I will fit in to the Premier League, because for a striker it's an ideal league, compared to Italy, which is quite tactical.

"I was sorry to leave Italy because I have my family and friends there - but not professionally. Professionally I am very happy to be here in Manchester."

Balotelli was subjected to racist abuse in Italy but said he did not anticipate such disgraceful treatment in England. "As far as I know, there is no racism in English football," said Balotelli. "There were two or three incidnets in Italy that were quite bad. It was very unfortunate and I hope I don't have them again."

Mancini said: "Mario is a good player. He can be a very important player for us. I hope he will be a goalscorer. He will be a fantastic player for the future. He is young, just 20 years of age, and I think he can improve."

"On Milner we must wait and see. I think it will be done today or tomorrow. He is a good player. He can play in different positions. And I hope the deal will still involve Stephen Ireland."
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Ma ... 56961.html

Sorry to post all info regarding Milner and Balotelli also but thought best to post full article...

Does this mean though that they would sell to a rival? The Rival being us...we have sold them £40mil worth of players in recent times...maybe they could return the favour...PLEASE :barscarf:

Caught Offside saying it would cost about £11mill, can you see Wenger spending that amount of money on a goalkeeper? :?

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

i fucking clicked on that before reading the responces HOPING,WISHING it was gonna be true.
PERCY..CRUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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Bring Back Pires wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
Big_G wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:Percy you are bad

My daughter saw this as i was in the kitchen

i have had to tell her that Percy Dalton is a nut seller and makes up stories...

I have NEVER heard her swear....she loves her Arsenal and she reckons you are a wanker.....i concur....

She is 11....bloody hell cheers mate....my kid swore....
who taught her the naughty word?
Taught her is not really the thing......

I think it was when she heard her mother call me a wanker for spending the house keeping money on tickets for some meaningless footy match last sunday.....
Classy household, clearly.
No mate just middle class working people who live in a Liberal constituency and have the sound of the waves beating the beach with a swish and a swoosh and swish and a swoosh.....but every house needs a wanker....I mean **** has one....

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