WINTER WONDERLAND

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SPUDMASHER
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WINTER WONDERLAND

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Just opened an e-mail from before Xmas and got this message from a friend. Yes, he is gay, but this made me laugh and I thought I would share it with you all. :lol: :lol: :lol:

New version of the song... Alternative "Winter Wonderland"

Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy, Little straps -- like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin, And he doesn't know when to back down.

He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna, We can dress -- like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin', Didn't ask... permission, Wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

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