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12thGooner · Post by **12thGooner** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:45 pm

racists

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:49 pm

My girlfriend lived in South Africa for 5 years. If she had that accent she would not be my girlfriend.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:05 pm

storrmin571 wrote:I became a south african this year after Wales Scrum half Mike Phillips acted like a *word censored* and was rude to my mrs and our friends kids. No need for it at all. They had smacked wales over the pitch. So I became a bok.

Good man!

you that is, not Mike Phillips.

12thGooner wrote:racists

The irony being that the caste system is far worse than apartheid was, and STILL continues. I am no apologist for apartheid, the opposite in fact, but it's time for you lot to wake up and smell the coffee.

12thGooner · Post by **12thGooner** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:20 pm

SWLGooner wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:I became a south african this year after Wales Scrum half Mike Phillips acted like a *word censored* and was rude to my mrs and our friends kids. No need for it at all. They had smacked wales over the pitch. So I became a bok.
Good man!

you that is, not Mike Phillips.

12thGooner wrote:racists
The irony being that the caste system is far worse than apartheid was, and STILL continues. I am no apologist for apartheid, the opposite in fact, but it's time for you lot to wake up and smell the coffee.

where is south africa anyway.

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:21 pm

If I am a born again bok I may be in with a chance of winning something, unless kiwi gooners lot are playing and the aussies.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:44 pm

12thGooner wrote:
where is south africa anyway.

Hint: it's in the name.

storrmin571 wrote:If I am a born again bok I may be in with a chance of winning something, unless kiwi gooners lot are playing and the aussies

I fancy our chances. The Kiwis will choke with the hometown pressure, and with du Preez orchestrating instead of that mug Januarie I think we'd beat the Aussies 7 times out of ten.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:46 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:My girlfriend lived in South Africa for 5 years. If she had that accent she would not be my girlfriend.

Ja, most accents are far softer than that, mine included.

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:42 am

So I will be wearing my green shirt for the final then singing nkosi sikeleli afrika?

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:59 pm

storrmin571 wrote:So I will be wearing my green shirt for the final then singing nkosi sikeleli afrika?

Yes. You'll probably have more luck if you attempt to learn Die Stem though...

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:14 am

Righto I will have to learn my new culture and heritage.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:36 am

storrmin571 wrote:Righto I will have to learn my new culture and heritage.

Good. The first step is to be a white South African (assuming you are white as I went to Cardiff once for a weekend and didn't see a single black person) and not be a White South African.

Just get Biltong, Boerewors, Mrs. Ball's chutney and Windhoek (never drink Castle) and you should be alright!

Naki_Gooner · Post by **Naki_Gooner** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:13 am

storrmin571 wrote:If I am a born again bok I may be in with a chance of winning something, unless kiwi gooners lot are playing and the aussies.

What happened to Kiwi gooner? I'm a kiwi too

Naki_Gooner · Post by **Naki_Gooner** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:20 am

SWLGooner wrote:
12thGooner wrote:
where is south africa anyway.
Hint: it's in the name.

storrmin571 wrote:If I am a born again bok I may be in with a chance of winning something, unless kiwi gooners lot are playing and the aussies
I fancy our chances. The Kiwis will choke with the hometown pressure, and with du Preez orchestrating instead of that mug Januarie I think we'd beat the Aussies 7 times out of ten.

Wake up, did you happen to see any of the tri-nations this season? Might as well engrave it now. Or is there another corruptible waitress you can bribe to poison us the night before the final (circa 1995)?

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:15 am

Naki_Gooner wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
12thGooner wrote:
where is south africa anyway.
Hint: it's in the name.

storrmin571 wrote:If I am a born again bok I may be in with a chance of winning something, unless kiwi gooners lot are playing and the aussies
I fancy our chances. The Kiwis will choke with the hometown pressure, and with du Preez orchestrating instead of that mug Januarie I think we'd beat the Aussies 7 times out of ten.
Wake up, did you happen to see any of the tri-nations this season? Might as well engrave it now. Or is there another corruptible waitress you can bribe to poison us the night before the final (circa 1995)?

Crisps with your bitter, mate?

Again, you looked quality in 06, and I'm sure you said the same thing then.

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:18 pm

http://www.southafricanshop.co.uk/catal ... 4wodMHqy-g

Just found a shop selling these goods, happy days I think I have eaten a boerwors when we had the Spingbok bar in Cardiff.