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Percy Dalton
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Post by Percy Dalton »

Here is a fucking funny joke for you!



http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 42,00.html

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is refusing to rule out bolstering his goalkeeping options, but insists no deal is imminent.

The Gunners have seen two summer bids for Fulham's Mark Schwarzer rejected as Wenger tried to secure the Australian's services.

Arsenal are thought to still be in the market for another shot-stopper, but the Frenchman has highlighted that he already has four keepers at his disposal.

He thinks that signing another (keeper) could undermine his existing options, although he is not ruling out more transfer activity before the window closes.

"We are where we are - we have four great keepers and it is important we give confidence to them for the next game," Wenger said.

"I do not rule it out, but at the moment I say I am not in a position to sign anybody. At the moment, it is all dead."

Wenger has voiced his displeasure that the transfer window remains open, stating it should close when the start of the new domestic season gets underway.

"I believe the transfer window should have been over already for a long time, because it should stop when the championship starts for domestic transfers, internationally it should go on until August 31 because not everybody starts at the same time," he concluded.



Hilarious...............oh my ribs, stop it Arsene!


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Post by Chunky The Gooner »

I dont see what all this fuss is about I mean Top Cat lived in a fucking bin for years!

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Post by OnlyGotOneSong »

To all the kids who failed their GCSE's this week, it's important you remember two things:

1) you tried your best

2) no pickles on my big mac....

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Post by Pistols »

Sounds like one of your jokes Percy but sadly........it isn't.

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Post by goonersid »

A catholic man was amazed when the image of christ appeared in his margarine.

He showed it to his muslim neighbour, who said "I can't believe it's not buddha"

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Post by selsdon »

I was sucking off my new Thai bride the other night when I thought....

'hang on a fuckin minute'

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Post by RNTGOONER »

goonersid wrote:A catholic man was amazed when the image of christ appeared in his margarine.

He showed it to his Indian neighbour, who said "I can't believe it's not buddha"
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

selsdon wrote:I was sucking off my new Thai bride the other night when I thought....

'hang on a fuckin minute'
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

I am literally in tears through laughing so much at that one. 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Post by olgitgooner »

A precious little girl walks into a Pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit.

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olgitgooner wrote:A precious little girl walks into a Pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit.
See previous page Olgit

http://www.onlinegooner.com/phpbb2/view ... 8&start=90

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Post by olgitgooner »

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Fuck it..........I was really proud of that joke, too! :banghead:

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Post by Connolly55 »

Velcro is a rip off.

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

olgitgooner wrote::oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Fuck it..........I was really proud of that joke, too! :banghead:
It's all right dear. No need to worry. Just have a nice cup of tea and it will seem alright in the morning!!! :oops: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Post by olgitgooner »

Cocoa.

I want fuckin cocoa!!!!!!

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

By the way, as we're talking about an age-related subject, did you ever receive that card from the Queen when you reached 'the big one'? :? :? :lol: :lol: :wink:

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