Lampard to have Hernia op..BUT..

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mrgnu1958
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Lampard to have Hernia op..BUT..

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he will only be out for 2 weeks :shock: :shock:
Now THERES a suprise :roll:
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mrgnu1958 wrote:he will only be out for 2 weeks :shock: :shock:
Now THERES a suprise :roll:

By all accounts the hernia story is total bullshit......he is going for liposuction and it is going to take some tank to store the crap they suck out of that fatboy :lol: :lol: :lol:
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it is self perpetuating, he eats burgers and creates fat which they then suck out of him to make more burgers.

He has a contract with burger king and ginsters pies.
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I will shag his missus while hes got a hernia :-P
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RNTGOONER wrote:it is self perpetuating, he eats burgers and creates fat which they then suck out of him to make more burgers.

He has a contract with burger king and ginsters pies.
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merson_is_god wrote:I will shag his missus while hes got a hernia :-P
only if she plays tennis............ :lol: :lol:
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Yeah I read this too. Typical. Watch them take Wilshire, so he can get hurt in a meaningless game. KNOCK ON WOOD. :banghead:
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