I've bought myself a huge cock

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I've bought myself a huge cock

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Yes I am the proud owner of the biggest cock you have ever seen. I have been stroking it's head to tyr to calm it down as it is very exciteable.
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goonersid wrote:Yes I am the proud owner of the biggest cock you have ever seen. I have been stroking it's head to tyr to calm it down as it is very exciteable.
Lock this quick before Mr.**** posts :shock: :lol:
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EDIT: Ros beat me to it. :lol:
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goonersid wrote:Yes I am the proud owner of the biggest cock you have ever seen. I have been stroking it's head to tyr to calm it down as it is very exciteable.
I forgot to add the hens are delighted and I am looking forward to fresh eggs and loads of little chicks, as I have gone all self sufficient. :wink:
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Been watching "Corrigans City Garden" or whatever it's called Sid? The whole bloody country is gone mad on this self suffecient lark.
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goonersid wrote:
goonersid wrote:Yes I am the proud owner of the biggest cock you have ever seen. I have been stroking it's head to tyr to calm it down as it is very exciteable.
I forgot to add the hens are delighted and I am looking forward to fresh eggs and loads of little chicks, as I have gone all self sufficient. :wink:
“Self-sufficientâ€
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RoscommonGooner wrote:Been watching "Corrigans City Garden" or whatever it's called Sid? The whole bloody country is gone mad on this self suffecient lark.
I had a back lawn marked out as a footie pitch with goals and everything(a very very small one I must add)
But my littlun and his mates are too big for it now, and windows smashing would have been a cert.
So it was a good way of banning them totally form the back garden, plus relieving me of keeping an eye on the little fuckers. :wink: :barscarf:
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goonersid wrote:
RoscommonGooner wrote:Been watching "Corrigans City Garden" or whatever it's called Sid? The whole bloody country is gone mad on this self suffecient lark.
I had a back lawn marked out as a footie pitch with goals and everything(a very very small one I must add)
But my littlun and his mates are too big for it now, and windows smashing would have been a cert.
So it was a good way of banning them totally form the back garden, plus relieving me of keeping an eye on the little fuckers. :wink: :barscarf:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Never had you marked as a 'tennis lover' sid. :? :? :gayflag: :gayflag: :gayflag: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Whereas Wenger bought himself a huge crock when he signed RVP :wink:
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:banghead: you Bastard Sid"y :banghead:
when i saw the title of the thread i though.."THERE IS A GOD AFTER ALL".

Chickens...fecking chickens :twisted:
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When did you last see yours ****? If you haven't seen it in a long time then I've gotta great chance in our proposed tennis match!
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I thought you ment you bought Adebayor.
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
goonersid wrote:
goonersid wrote:Yes I am the proud owner of the biggest cock you have ever seen. I have been stroking it's head to tyr to calm it down as it is very exciteable.
I forgot to add the hens are delighted and I am looking forward to fresh eggs and loads of little chicks, as I have gone all self sufficient. :wink:
“Self-sufficientâ€
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