Rooney playing away AGAIN

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The whore looked nice tho........better than The Auld Slapper he had last time.


.......... :sex2:

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His taste is improving.

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

He earns more now so can probably afford a higher grade hooker!! 8) Although if I was paying £1,200 for a sex session - not that I ever would - the 'lady' would have to look a whole lot better than that one did!!! :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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makes you wonder why Wenger doesn't buy overpriced arrogant English players 8) look out Jack :roll:

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HOW? How the fuck can that pug faced Shrek look-a-like cheat on the lovely Coleen? She's a beauty and deserves better. Crunt! :x

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Post by merson_is_god »

Auld Slapper:


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Big_G wrote:makes you wonder why Wenger doesn't buy overpriced arrogant English players 8) look out Jack :roll:

No you want French angels like Henry and Ribery!

Oh hang on................

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Post by OneBardGooner »

storrmin571 wrote:His taste is improving.
How do you know that then mate??? - Are you saying you know what a 70 year olds muff tastes like then!? :shock: :ewwwww: :wink: :D

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Only One Tony Adams wrote:The whore looked nice tho........better than The Auld Slapper he had last time.


.......... :sex2:
Yeah and I wonder if he left his phone (up) there this time!? :D

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Post by bunch »

To be honest, it's not much of a story is it? Bloke seeks some consequence free sexual relief with a brass whilst Mrs is pregnant. It's happening everywhere, all the time, through history.

And Shrek is, apart from his football talent, an ordinary working class scouse lad, like tens of thousands of others. What does make this different is that unlike all the other men doing the same, there aren't a pack of journalists trying to uncover and expose those secrets and weaknesses. What might have remained secret for Joe Ordinary allowing him to deal with it (perhaps he would have grown out of the need once the baby was born) is splashed over the papers. If Mrs Ordinary found out her hubby had been playing away she could deal with it privately. Not so for Mrs Shrek.

Much as I dislike Shrek, I don't need to know where he sticks his cock and frankly don't care. In any group of men there will be some who are more likely to do this kind of thing and some that are less likely, but I am not going to judge him on this.

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Post by 1989 »

Explains why he was utter shit at the world cup don't it. And he has the cheek to have a go at the fans who spent their hard earned dosh to watch his overrated ass.

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Post by aussiegoon »

What's that old saying again...

"Find me a hot chick and i'll find you a bloke that's sick of fucking her"

The guy is an absolute dickhead, however, he is 24 and has paid a prosi to have sex with him .

He's not having an intimate, emotional personal relationship with anyone, he's paying for a service. I don't agree with it, but surely a distinction needs to be made between Tiger Woods style planned intimate relationships to Rooney's flings with a hooker.

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aussiegoon wrote:What's that old saying again...

"Find me a hot chick and i'll find you a bloke that's sick of fucking her"

The guy is an absolute dickhead, however, he is 24 and has paid a prosi to have sex with him .

He's not having an intimate, emotional personal relationship with anyone, he's paying for a service. I don't agree with it, but surely a distinction needs to be made between Tiger Woods style planned intimate relationships to Rooney's flings with a hooker.
I'm not even sure what's worse haha.

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I cannot believe anyone is actually defending this repulsive cheating cocksucker! He cheats on the pitch, he cheats in life. :evil:

I have no sympathy for the idiot. He took a marriage vow. He has a kid. He sells his image as a "family man" and is a role model for millions of kids. He has betrayed all of those ideals. What if he brought home a dose of the clap to his wife or some other easily passed infection/virus to his kid?

You cannot sell your wedding pics for millions to a rag one day and then complain when that same media attention turns around and bites you on the ass with these type of revelations the next. It's a double edged sword and he chose to play with it.

And sorry, if anyone thinks his wife would be as rich and famous without him they are deluded. She is an averagely attractive woman of pretty low intelligence at best.

Success and wealth are often "handed" to people like her. Look at Jordan... a brain dead repulsive skank, but a multi-millionaire all the same... :oops: :evil:

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DB10GOONER wrote:I cannot believe anyone is actually defending this repulsive cheating cocksucker! He cheats on the pitch, he cheats in life. :evil:

I have no sympathy for the idiot. He took a marriage vow. He has a kid. He sells his image as a "family man" and is a role model for millions of kids. He has betrayed all of those ideals. What if he brought home a dose of the clap to his wife or some other easily passed infection/virus to his kid?

You cannot sell your wedding pics for millions to a rag one day and then complain when that same media attention turns around and bites you on the ass with these type of revelations the next. It's a double edged sword and he chose to play with it.

And sorry, if anyone thinks his wife would be as rich and famous without him they are deluded. She is an averagely attractive woman of pretty low intelligence at best.

Success and wealth are often "handed" to people like her. Look at Jordan... a brain dead repulsive skank, but a multi-millionaire all the same... :oops: :evil:
F**king spot on!! You clearly share my deep love of modern talentless celebrities. :banghead: :banghead:

Anyone saying this is a non-story is missing the point completely. Rooney is making millions by pretending to be a decent family man when he's the exact opposite - he's taking the piss out of every football fan.

The list gets longer by the day:-

Rooney
Terry
Gerrard
(wait til his super-injunction is lifted and see what an arse he really is)
Cashley
Crouch
(lanky f**ker!)
Defoe

Football has become incidental to these twats - it's all about the money now!

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