NAME AN ARSENAL DONKEY

DERRY GOONER · Post by **DERRY GOONER** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:21 pm

chris kiwoyma

, not sure if thats spelt rite, but one of gg signings in the 90s

augie · Post by **augie** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:23 pm

If we are honest then "the beast" (or ox in the box as 1 fan comically named him

) was as bade a player as wenger has ever brought to the club and dont give me all that carling cup goals crap either

Post by **REB** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:33 pm

how about john devine augie

augie · Post by **augie** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:36 pm

To be fair rebel, if you or I were married to his wife back then we would have more important things to think about than a game of footy

Maybe the poor guy had no energy left to play a match

Post by **REB** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:38 pm

ex miss ireland michelle

something

jammy bastard

DERRY GOONER · Post by **DERRY GOONER** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:53 pm

john (a goal every 3 seasons) jensen

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:17 pm

AS ALL THESE PLAYERS MENTIONED ARE DEEMED TO BE DONKEYS, SHOULDN'T THEY BE PLAYING FOR ASSENAL?

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:41 am

George Wood

Justin-the-Gooner · Post by **Justin-the-Gooner** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:48 am

1.Igor Stepenovs
2.Francis Jeffers
3.Pascal Cygan
4.Phillipe Senderos
5.Rami Shabban (the goalkeeper)

Post by **T.S** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:43 am

Emmanuel Adebayor.

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:01 am

I dont know how banging goals in against Sperms everytime we play them make you a donkey but hey thats just me

Post by **T.S** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:48 am

Oh relax, Smoothie. It's called 'tongue in cheek'.

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:56 am

tonysaunders wrote:Oh relax, Smoothie. It's called 'tongue in cheek'.

Tony, as an administrator you should be well up on the laws of the forum and you should recall that 'Smoothies law' prevents current players from being used in 'tongue in cheek' humour

26may1989 · Post by **26may1989** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:59 am

Since a few decent players are making it onto this list, I thought I'd add one of my own.

Many liked Edu and gave him a hero's send off when he left. Not me though. Think about it: he arrived on a forged passport, and once found out, went back to Brazil to play for another season after we'd already paid the money; he eventually turned up but got a major injury before his first competitive game, so it was almost 2 years before his debut. And what does he do on his first match? Scored a fucking own goal in a bizarre 3-0 home defeat to Boro.

After a while he established himself, played a few decent games, got into the Brazil side and then scored a good goal against a poor Celta Vigo and thinks he's made it, so ultimately pisses off to Valencia on a Bosman.

Strictly speaking, perhaps not a donkey, but what a twat.

Post by **T.S** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:06 am

Wayno wrote:
tonysaunders wrote:Oh relax, Smoothie. It's called 'tongue in cheek'.
Tony, as an administrator you should be well up on the laws of the forum and you should recall that 'Smoothies law' prevents current players from being used in 'tongue in cheek' humour

Ah, my mistake, Wayno. I actually meant to put Adebayor in the 'Arsenal Legends' thread