It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
Love your new sig MIG, that was a wicked day. After the match on my way back to Fulham B'way tube got a call from my best mate telling me that his wife was up the duff (with my now goddaughter).......
wanking ower the bird at work that im in love with. honestly, i gan in every day and say to meself "reet, today, nee wanking lad, dint do it". Then she bends ower and fucking hell, she's so fucking amazing like, loveliest thing in the fucking world, so i get a git stiffy and that and says to meself "ha'way marra, if yer dint have a ***** now yer'll be walking around wi this all day and yer'll probably spunk through yer trousers and onto the computer monitor and people will look at yer funny". So i nip into the bogs and polish meself off whilst thinking about sticking me tongue up her arsehole and licking it dry whilst she sits on me face and whips me stomach with some form of whip
Too much information like? Sorry, just on train back from wigan and pissed out me skull