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safcftm wrote:wanking ower the bird at work that im in love with. honestly, i gan in every day and say to meself "reet, today, nee wanking lad, dint do it". Then she bends ower and fucking hell, she's so fucking amazing like, loveliest thing in the fucking world, so i get a git stiffy and that and says to meself "ha'way marra, if yer dint have a ***** now yer'll be walking around wi this all day and yer'll probably spunk through yer trousers and onto the computer monitor and people will look at yer funny". So i nip into the bogs and polish meself off whilst thinking about sticking me tongue up her arsehole and licking it dry whilst she sits on me face and whips me stomach with some form of whip
Too much information like? Sorry, just on train back from wigan and pissed out me skull
safcftm wrote:wanking ower the bird at work that im in love with. honestly, i gan in every day and say to meself "reet, today, nee wanking lad, dint do it". Then she bends ower and fucking hell, she's so fucking amazing like, loveliest thing in the fucking world, so i get a git stiffy and that and says to meself "ha'way marra, if yer dint have a ***** now yer'll be walking around wi this all day and yer'll probably spunk through yer trousers and onto the computer monitor and people will look at yer funny". So i nip into the bogs and polish meself off whilst thinking about sticking me tongue up her arsehole and licking it dry whilst she sits on me face and whips me stomach with some form of whip
Too much information like? Sorry, just on train back from wigan and pissed out me skull
Sounds a reasonable enough excuse for knocking one out to me.
safcftm wrote:wanking ower the bird at work that im in love with. honestly, i gan in every day and say to meself "reet, today, nee wanking lad, dint do it". Then she bends ower and fucking hell, she's so fucking amazing like, loveliest thing in the fucking world, so i get a git stiffy and that and says to meself "ha'way marra, if yer dint have a ***** now yer'll be walking around wi this all day and yer'll probably spunk through yer trousers and onto the computer monitor and people will look at yer funny". So i nip into the bogs and polish meself off whilst thinking about sticking me tongue up her arsehole and licking it dry whilst she sits on me face and whips me stomach with some form of whip
Too much information like? Sorry, just on train back from wigan and pissed out me skull
hahahhaaaa.
Get us a Wilshere shot and I will get you as many beers as you want when you play us.
safcftm wrote:wanking ower the bird at work that im in love with. honestly, i gan in every day and say to meself "reet, today, nee wanking lad, dint do it". Then she bends ower and fucking hell, she's so fucking amazing like, loveliest thing in the fucking world, so i get a git stiffy and that and says to meself "ha'way marra, if yer dint have a ***** now yer'll be walking around wi this all day and yer'll probably spunk through yer trousers and onto the computer monitor and people will look at yer funny". So i nip into the bogs and polish meself off whilst thinking about sticking me tongue up her arsehole and licking it dry whilst she sits on me face and whips me stomach with some form of whip
Too much information like? Sorry, just on train back from wigan and pissed out me skull