It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
paperclip
Posts: 1009 Joined: Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:24 amLocation: the stationery cupboard
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by paperclip Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:42 pm
Wondering if any of you have heard any Rooney songs? I want to wind up my mate who won't hear a word said against him.
I'm sure some of you could come up with good ones too. So far, the only one I've seen is from a Spurs fan, to the tune of "No Woman No Cry"
"No woman no Kai"
Can anyone do any better?
jamjc64
Posts: 1468 Joined: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:33 pmLocation: Bristol
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by jamjc64 Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:37 pm
To the tune of Bob Marley No Woman
No Woman No Kye
Captain Fabregas
Posts: 4444 Joined: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:36 pmLocation: UK
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by Captain Fabregas Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:44 pm
Russel Howard had one on Mock The Week...
augie
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by augie Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:02 pm
I heard that the toffee's fans had printed off and distributed 35,000 sheets of songs about shrek for last saturdays game the highlight being a tune to the air of footballs coming home and the words were something like "rooney likes a pro" instead
Gunnersaurus
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by Gunnersaurus Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:35 pm
I'm sure the Liverpool fans will give it to him at the weekend.
crocit
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by crocit Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:29 am
your just a fat granny shagger, FAT GRANNNNNY SHAGGGGGGER
digger
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by digger Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:55 am
crocit wrote: your just a fat granny shagger, FAT GRANNNNNY SHAGGGGGGER
Last time we sang that one, the fat *word censored* belted the ball into the family section
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:42 am
Captain Fabregas wrote: Russel Howard had one on Mock The Week...
Was watching that. Brilliant song.
LDB
Posts: 6663 Joined: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:13 pmLocation: Having a cup of tea and waiting for all this to blow over
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by LDB Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:04 am
digger wrote: crocit wrote: your just a fat granny shagger, FAT GRANNNNNY SHAGGGGGGER
Last time we sang that one, the fat *word censored* belted the ball into the family section
Evacuate the women and children!
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:06 am
LDB wrote: digger wrote: crocit wrote: your just a fat granny shagger, FAT GRANNNNNY SHAGGGGGGER
Last time we sang that one, the fat *word censored* belted the ball into the family section
Evacuate the women and children!
Especially the women. If they are old. And prostitutes.
goonersid
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by goonersid Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:18 am
I see his knacker whore of a wife has taken him back, glad to see it as they are made for each other. And don't think it will be too long before he is knocking her about again.
LDB
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by LDB Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:34 pm
[quote="Its Up 4 Grabs Now"]Still reckon we should sing to the South Park “Uncle Fuckerâ€
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:35 pm
[quote="Its Up 4 Grabs Now"]Still reckon we should sing to the South Park “Uncle Fuckerâ€
