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mrgnu1958
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Put your George michael jokes here please.

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:lol:
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Post by Rosie_titters »

good response so far :barscarf:
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Post by Gooner_Sam »

After George Michael was jailed today his spokesman has said
"George is sorry for what he has done & wishes for no preferential treatment"
However...
"If they can use furry handcuffs & he sleeps on top"
he'd be happy.    
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Post by RoscommonGooner »

mrgnu1958 wrote::lol:
Rosie_titters wrote:good response so far :barscarf:
I don't get 'em :oops:






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Rosie_titters wrote:good response so far :barscarf:
Ive heard better ones :? :wink:
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George felt rather embarassed when he noticed a brown stain in the seat of his trousers.

It wasn't a poo stain. It was the remnants of a chocolate bar which had been inserted into his rectum.


A careless wisper.
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He is a Gooner, so easy on him!
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QuartzGooner wrote:He is a Gooner, so easy on him!
TENNIS CLIQUE!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
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olgitgooner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:He is a Gooner, so easy on him!
TENNIS CLIQUE!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Nah. Just secure in my sexuality so have no problem in mentioning it.

Sorry to disappoint you .

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QuartzGooner wrote:He is a Gooner, so easy on him!
I heard he was a Newcastle fan.
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QuartzGooner wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:He is a Gooner, so easy on him!
TENNIS CLIQUE!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Nah. Just secure in my sexuality so have no problem in mentioning it.

Sorry to disappoint you .

:cry:
Didn't mean you, Quartz :lol:

I just wondered if George was regular poster on here. If so, who could he be? :D
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Post by QuartzGooner »

olgitgooner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:He is a Gooner, so easy on him!
TENNIS CLIQUE!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Nah. Just secure in my sexuality so have no problem in mentioning it.

Sorry to disappoint you .

:cry:
Didn't mean you, Quartz :lol:

I just wondered if George was regular poster on here. If so, who could he be? :D
Well, funny how G88ner has been offline for a few days.

Claimed he was off to "Machu Pichu".

Maybe that is tennis dialect along the lines of "Macho? Then I'll Pick You!"

Hmmmm. :D
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What do George Michael and Chilean miners have in common?

Both will be free after eight weeks of heavy drilling.
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Post by olgitgooner »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

It always amazes me how fast these topical jokes arrive. :D
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HE'S GONNA BLOODY LOVE IT IN THERE! HE'LL KEEP WANTING TO GO FOR SHOWERS!
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