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DB10GOONER wrote:Spotted another daywalker on the train this morning... I'm worried, their numbers are increasing despite our best efforts to breed them out of existance.
Did you use urine to keep him/her/it away? It does work
Yes, I assumed the "defensive position" as described in the sacred "Book of Ginger Resistance"; I stood in the middle of the corridor, cock in hand and unleashed a stream of scalding hot urine on said Daywalker.
She promptly "disappeared" in a hissing, screaming confusion of legs at the next station... the bloke sitting beside her that received a not inconsequential ammount of "spray back" was not impressed though...
That's it. DB10 your time is up! Pack yer bags and feck off home to Copenhagen or you'll get a night time visit from the AGA (Aeran Ginger Army!)
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Nothing my old mucker. I was just shocked that you seemed less embarrassed pointing out that you piss yourself, than about being thought a ginger (which I know you're not, but still.......!!)
Hmmm… a) gingervitis or b) incontinence?
It’s a toughy, but I think I’ll have a B please Bob. Or should that be a P?
Imagine suffering from both and being ginger!! Life must be really hard for young SWL!!!
Huh? Whaaaat?
This has been said before... but I'll try once again.
That could explain his pure, unadulterated hatred for anyone with freckles. Either that or he was the ginger kid's 'bitch' at school and he's harboured a grudge against red-heads ever since.
storrmin571 wrote:I must out, my wife, her brother and her dad, just for the fun of it. I also think my niece may be one of them. My Godson is one and so is his dad.
I am surrounded by gingers. I have formed a barricade and have supplies. I can last a while. I will save the last bullet for myself..............
I feel your pain Brother Storrmin. Fight to the death. And die with honour, unsullied by the Ginger filth. You will be remembered.
storrmin571 wrote:I must out, my wife, her brother and her dad, just for the fun of it. I also think my niece may be one of them. My Godson is one and so is his dad.
I am surrounded by gingers. I have formed a barricade and have supplies. I can last a while. I will save the last bullet for myself..............
I feel your pain Brother Storrmin. Fight to the death. And die with honour, unsullied by the Ginger filth. You will be remembered.