Out the gingers - Better dead than red!

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Thats too expensive, die with honour cheaper alternative and take as many of the red menace with me.
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storrmin571 wrote:Thats too expensive, die with honour cheaper alternative and take as many of the red menace with me.
Your courage under fire and your pending sacrifice will see you named in the Hall of Heroes at Normal People HQ, Brother. 8)
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DB10GOONER wrote:
davemilts wrote:obviously db10 has a problem with reds.maybe he caught his missus shagging a ginge
I have explained earlier in this thread how my mission to eradicate the Ginger mutants was handed to me from God.

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So there you have it, as a choir boy young DB10 was fingered by a ginger priest. Suddenly it all makes sense.
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
davemilts wrote:obviously db10 has a problem with reds.maybe he caught his missus shagging a ginge
I have explained earlier in this thread how my mission to eradicate the Ginger mutants was handed to me from God.

:-P
So there you have it, as a choir boy young DB10 was fingered by a ginger priest. Suddenly it all makes sense.
No man (or man in a dress :lol: ) will ever take that route with me! :lol:

No - it was one of your female Ginger Mutant Daywalkers that scarred me for life. FOR LIFE I TELL YOU!!! :( :cry:

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She turned you down! Get over it......
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Its just occurred to me how resilient the ginger gene is. Mix white with black and you get a light brown. Mix ginger with anything and you get....ginger! If not the kids then it'll reappear in the grand kids. Amazing!
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Brilliant!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I have ginger sideburns does that count?? :?

Thankfully my hair is thinning so I should be bald before it is allowed to spread :barscarf:
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Goose wrote:I have ginger sideburns does that count?? :?

Thankfully my hair is thinning so I should be bald before it is allowed to spread :barscarf:
phew.... Hallelujah thank the lord for bald-ness :high5: :wink:
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Goose wrote:I have ginger sideburns does that count?? :?

Thankfully my hair is thinning so I should be bald before it is allowed to spread :barscarf:
You are a carrier....a vessel transporting the gene down through the ages.

All blond people are carriers as well with the ginger revealing itself in any form of facial hair growth....
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MK Gould wrote:
Goose wrote:I have ginger sideburns does that count?? :?

Thankfully my hair is thinning so I should be bald before it is allowed to spread :barscarf:
You are a carrier....a vessel transporting the gene down through the ages.

All blond people are carriers as well with the ginger revealing itself in any form of facial hair growth....
Frightening... :?

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It just struck me. Rolypolybullshitter is a ginger, isn't he? Christ, maybe even a Ginbino! :shock:

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DB10GOONER wrote:It just struck me. Rolypolybullshitter is a ginger, isn't he? Christ, maybe even a Ginbino! :shock:

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As i am a red head and i have the power to do so.....i am gonna ban DB10 from the Grove

I have sat quietly reading this racist thread and cant believe he can get away with the blantant forum bullying that has left me psychologically scarred for life.

I dont feel i can leave my door without having to look over my shoulder to see if some Orish fella is redy to cap me one....


Now I shall have a wee chat with my friends in the box office and put DB10 on a season long ticket freeze. Unless if course he apologizes to all red heads on this forum i may extend the freeze....

oh and DB "Robbie Keane's Odious Orish Prick" 10 lovechild...i have been seriously offended by you.
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Sammy I will give you a fiver, a packet of Prawn Cocktail Crisps, a HIV positive shirt with HIV scratched out and Ginger written above in BIG ORANGE LETTERS and a tube of black hair dye for the ticket. :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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SWLGooner wrote:Sammy I will give you a fiver, a packet of Prawn Cocktail Crisps, a HIV positive shirt with HIV scratched out and Ginger written above in BIG ORANGE LETTERS and a tube of black hair dye for the ticket. :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
ok mate....meet yer outside the armoury at 1:30pm on Saturday
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