Has anyone been on to this site? one of the geeks at work showed it to me.
Heres the link for the spuds entry.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tottenham_Hotspur
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# 1. Manual I'llMoonYa - Spanish fag with a pussy on his lips and bleached fluorescent hair. He is openly gay.
# 2. Abu Dhabi - Recently bought Manchester City football club, despite being a fat arab, he was still considered Arse-Anals best prospect
# 3. Bakery Lasagna Fucked up hair. ( milky way and cadbury's milk chocolate hair and face)
# 4. That bloke who likes wearing Barcelona shirts.
# 5. Thomas Verminlaen - At 23, he's one of the oldest players ever to be bought by Arse-anal. No one knows anything else about him. Hard as nuts though. It would be good if he had some.
# 6. Lauren Koscielny - Yet another frenchy.
# 7. Tomáš Roshitsky - No one knows of his whereabouts, Mel Gibson paid a hefty ransom, but still to this day his fate remains a mystery. Always injured. Rumours of an affair with the club doctor
# 8. Samir Nazi - He traveeled through time as you can see by his hairstyle.
# 11. Rubbin' ('n' Rapin') has a van's Pussy - Enjoys men, enjoys sex, dislikes the word 'No'
# 12. Karrrrrrlos Vela - This cheeky swine recently had the flu, also hes Mexican
# 14. Theodore Wallcock - An eight year old who one a competition to play during half time when everybody gets up for a shit and a *****
# 15. DenÃlson - Formerly Denise, pre-op, remembered for a soliciting charge against Eddie Murphy
# 16. Aaron Bambi - Bought from Cardiff for an old goat and two spring onions, overpriced
# 17. Alexander Dong - After his hit song "When I Got High" fell out of the charts, so did he, BOUGHT FROM THE RATS IN MANCHESTER.
# 19. Jack 'Cruyff+Pele+Maradona+Zidane+Eric Djemba-Djemba' Wilshere - little kid who had an affair with Wenger and was put into the team
# 20. Johan "He's part Jew, part kangaroo" Djourourourou - His 'life partner' Phillipe Sendhimoff is on holiday shopping for purses in Milan, currently being treated for Gonorrhea and is known as DJ OURO. Slightly injury prone.
# 21. Łukasz Fabi-ańal-on-ski - Can't dislodge the brilliant Kooochyack or Dudeheck from the polish team, despite them both never playing the game we call Football. Loves scoring own goals.
# 22. Gay Cleansheet - Former presenter of TV show 'Eurotrash', where he inserted a full Baguette into his own Anus
# 23. Dr. Dre Arse Shaven - Told Barcelona he wanted to sign for them, not bad for an opening joke, but he didn't have any more material, booed off stage
# 24. "Vital" Mannone - Completely fucked up his champions league debut. Will probably end up on the bench at some obscure Italian team.
# 27. Emmanuel Bambooe? - Once ate a live puppy on national television, now booed by his own fans for this
# 28. Kieran Gibbons - A top manager said he is the future. Sounds promising until you hear that Fabio Capello is that "top manager".
# 29. Mary-Anne Shamaaaggghh! - Another striker who will score 3 goals and then get injured for a year and then end up being shit.
# 32. Fran Chlamydia - If your an Arse-Anal fan, this kid is the next Richard Kakacic, everyone else knows he's a bit shit
# 52. Nick 'class' Bladder - Better than anyone on one this list by a mile - until he doesn't score in 1 game and then he becomes more hated than Hitler's porn film.
# 53. Wojcociecyehcihech Sczeczsecznnzecny - Compulsory Polish

# 2. Abu Dhabi - Recently bought Manchester City football club, despite being a fat arab, he was still considered Arse-Anals best prospect
# 3. Bakery Lasagna Fucked up hair. ( milky way and cadbury's milk chocolate hair and face)
# 4. That bloke who likes wearing Barcelona shirts.
# 5. Thomas Verminlaen - At 23, he's one of the oldest players ever to be bought by Arse-anal. No one knows anything else about him. Hard as nuts though. It would be good if he had some.
# 6. Lauren Koscielny - Yet another frenchy.
# 7. Tomáš Roshitsky - No one knows of his whereabouts, Mel Gibson paid a hefty ransom, but still to this day his fate remains a mystery. Always injured. Rumours of an affair with the club doctor
# 8. Samir Nazi - He traveeled through time as you can see by his hairstyle.
# 11. Rubbin' ('n' Rapin') has a van's Pussy - Enjoys men, enjoys sex, dislikes the word 'No'
# 12. Karrrrrrlos Vela - This cheeky swine recently had the flu, also hes Mexican
# 14. Theodore Wallcock - An eight year old who one a competition to play during half time when everybody gets up for a shit and a *****
# 15. DenÃlson - Formerly Denise, pre-op, remembered for a soliciting charge against Eddie Murphy
# 16. Aaron Bambi - Bought from Cardiff for an old goat and two spring onions, overpriced
# 17. Alexander Dong - After his hit song "When I Got High" fell out of the charts, so did he, BOUGHT FROM THE RATS IN MANCHESTER.
# 19. Jack 'Cruyff+Pele+Maradona+Zidane+Eric Djemba-Djemba' Wilshere - little kid who had an affair with Wenger and was put into the team
# 20. Johan "He's part Jew, part kangaroo" Djourourourou - His 'life partner' Phillipe Sendhimoff is on holiday shopping for purses in Milan, currently being treated for Gonorrhea and is known as DJ OURO. Slightly injury prone.
# 21. Łukasz Fabi-ańal-on-ski - Can't dislodge the brilliant Kooochyack or Dudeheck from the polish team, despite them both never playing the game we call Football. Loves scoring own goals.
# 22. Gay Cleansheet - Former presenter of TV show 'Eurotrash', where he inserted a full Baguette into his own Anus
# 23. Dr. Dre Arse Shaven - Told Barcelona he wanted to sign for them, not bad for an opening joke, but he didn't have any more material, booed off stage
# 24. "Vital" Mannone - Completely fucked up his champions league debut. Will probably end up on the bench at some obscure Italian team.
# 27. Emmanuel Bambooe? - Once ate a live puppy on national television, now booed by his own fans for this
# 28. Kieran Gibbons - A top manager said he is the future. Sounds promising until you hear that Fabio Capello is that "top manager".
# 29. Mary-Anne Shamaaaggghh! - Another striker who will score 3 goals and then get injured for a year and then end up being shit.
# 32. Fran Chlamydia - If your an Arse-Anal fan, this kid is the next Richard Kakacic, everyone else knows he's a bit shit
# 52. Nick 'class' Bladder - Better than anyone on one this list by a mile - until he doesn't score in 1 game and then he becomes more hated than Hitler's porn film.
# 53. Wojcociecyehcihech Sczeczsecznnzecny - Compulsory Polish
