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Question for you of which I have great concern...
I noticed last night a packet of.....I'm ashamed to admitt....(achem)..I packet of ginger biscuits in the biscuit barrel.
Yes, I know, but I don't know how they got there.
Simply binning them would mean the're still in the house and worse means I have to pick them up some how to disregard?
What happens to us normo's if we accidently eat one? Is there a cure?
I fear for my family....
Please what shall I do?
Run Boomer RUN!! Pack up your family, bring them to the nearest ginger decontam station and give the soldiers there your address. They will send in an F16 and blow the shit out of your contaminated house. I believe an Air Fuel Bomb will atomise any trace of ginger.
Question for you of which I have great concern...
I noticed last night a packet of.....I'm ashamed to admitt....(achem)..I packet of ginger biscuits in the biscuit barrel.
Yes, I know, but I don't know how they got there.
Simply binning them would mean the're still in the house and worse means I have to pick them up some how to disregard?
What happens to us normo's if we accidently eat one? Is there a cure?
I fear for my family....
Please what shall I do?
Run Boomer RUN!! Pack up your family, bring them to the nearest ginger decontam station and give the soldiers there your address. They will send in an F16 and blow the shit out of your contaminated house. I believe an Air Fuel Bomb will atomise any trace of ginger.
I live in a flat, what about the others in the block?
Is it case that they die herorically and the small vein of hope that some Gingers are taken down with them?
Question for you of which I have great concern...
I noticed last night a packet of.....I'm ashamed to admitt....(achem)..I packet of ginger biscuits in the biscuit barrel.
Yes, I know, but I don't know how they got there.
Simply binning them would mean the're still in the house and worse means I have to pick them up some how to disregard?
What happens to us normo's if we accidently eat one? Is there a cure?
I fear for my family....
Please what shall I do?
Run Boomer RUN!! Pack up your family, bring them to the nearest ginger decontam station and give the soldiers there your address. They will send in an F16 and blow the shit out of your contaminated house. I believe an Air Fuel Bomb will atomise any trace of ginger.
I live in a flat, what about the others in the block?
Is it case that they die herorically and the small vein of hope that some Gingers are taken down with them?
Yes. You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.
Boomer wrote:I have this hunch that Ginger Beer is some kind of genetic DNA changing agent.
Christ!
I'd ge the boffins at K.A.G. HQ to look into this but in fairness anyone that drinks ginger beer deserves whatever they get!!
I never noticed the drink before until the little'n went to the fizzy drinks fridge in a shop. Luckily, she choose something else (brought up well you see), but it didn't stop me from throwing myself across the shop (knocking the crisp stand over) just in case...
Deliberately a non-popular drink so that they get placed lower down the drinks selves. A convenientl height for young children....or 'targets' as they would prefer them to be known.
Wouldn't be surprised if the yanks were secretly behind it all, with their exporting of American Ginger Beer to this continent.
Come to think of it, didn't a load of Scottish and Irish people (i.e. 'gingers') emigrate over there in the 1600's? Therefore the theory may just have something to it.
I Hate Hleb wrote:Wouldn't be surprised if the yanks were secretly behind it all, with their exporting of American Ginger Beer to this continent.
Come to think of it, didn't a load of Scottish and Irish people (i.e. 'gingers') emigrate over there in the 1600's? Therefore the theory may just have something to it.
There aren't that many gingers left in Oireland, Hlebby. We have been working quietly behind the scenes to eradicate them for decades. The ginger jocks on the other hand... Jaysus... weeping... Christ...