As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Could see arsenal right back up at the top. Tell you what, we'll kick fuck out of man utd today, causing their plastic *word censored* fans to cry/ fuck off and support man city, then tomorrow you can kick fuck out of Chelsea.
4 points off city and arsenal before playing Liverpool off the pitch and being robbed of a win, along with lots of drink, has me confident today- we will both win 2-0 (this is going to get bumped and I'll get laughed at in a few hours no doubt )
LDB wrote:You better! Darren fucking bent ruined my weekend a couple of weeks back
He made my weekend like, just as he did the home game before against city and last week at Liverpool- we haven't won a league game without a Darren bent goal for over a year now, I actually want to rim him for all the class nights out he's led to me having- just hope your lot don't do the sensible thing and sign him!
I reckon we need some positivity on here- we will calmly play united off the pitch today, and you shall confidently dispose of Chelsea tomorrow- keep the faith (and, by the way, I'm selling bags of what I'm on for ten quid a pop )
LDB wrote:You better! Darren fucking bent ruined my weekend a couple of weeks back
He made my weekend like, just as he did the home game before against city and last week at Liverpool- we haven't won a league game without a Darren bent goal for over a year now, I actually want to rim him for all the class nights out he's led to me having- just hope your lot don't do the sensible thing and sign him!
LDB wrote:You better! Darren fucking bent ruined my weekend a couple of weeks back
He made my weekend like, just as he did the home game before against city and last week at Liverpool- we haven't won a league game without a Darren bent goal for over a year now, I actually want to rim him for all the class nights out he's led to me having- just hope your lot don't do the sensible thing and sign him!
I reckon we need some positivity on here- we will calmly play united off the pitch today, and you shall confidently dispose of Chelsea tomorrow- keep the faith (and, by the way, I'm selling bags of what I'm on for ten quid a pop )
You want to rim Darren Bent???
That made me laugh so much but then I imagined you actually doing it - I soon stopped laughing as I imagined the look on both your faces.
I told me lass that I'd rim benty anarl, and she fucking moaned. Ha'way though, no wins in a year without him, of course I'd lick his arsehole if he asked (to be fair, I'd do it if he didn't as well). She didn't understand and said I was sick, women! Spurs fans still don't like him, which is odd since he keeps outscoring all their strikers and was their top scorer when he was with them. Not his fault that "all he does is score goals" is seen as a criticism by the deluded *word censored*. He was an arsenal fan anyway, fuck them
safcftm wrote:I told me lass that I'd rim benty anarl, and she fucking moaned. Ha'way though, no wins in a year without him, of course I'd lick his arsehole if he asked (to be fair, I'd do it if he didn't as well). She didn't understand and said I was sick, women! Spurs fans still don't like him, which is odd since he keeps outscoring all their strikers and was their top scorer when he was with them. Not his fault that "all he does is score goals" is seen as a criticism by the deluded c**ts. He was an arsenal fan anyway, fuck them
safcftm wrote:I told me lass that I'd rim benty anarl, and she fucking moaned. Ha'way though, no wins in a year without him, of course I'd lick his arsehole if he asked (to be fair, I'd do it if he didn't as well). She didn't understand and said I was sick, women! Spurs fans still don't like him, which is odd since he keeps outscoring all their strikers and was their top scorer when he was with them. Not his fault that "all he does is score goals" is seen as a criticism by the deluded c**ts. He was an arsenal fan anyway, fuck them
Women eh?? Just don't understand do they??
As my mate once said "Women? If we didn't want to shag them we'd throw stones at them"
I'm pretty sure he was trying to say that they are a strange breed - but he may have been a closet Taliban fundamentalist with a penchant for barbaric stonings. I hope not as he was a f**king funny lad!!
Anyway - that's got f**k all to do with Darren Bent and I hope you get the chance to rim him one day. Make sure to post the piccies on here when you do . . . . . .
Nevermind getting the chance to rim him, if he scoresa winner today he might not get a choice, and having spoke to me mates I'm not the only one who'd do it. If it finishes Sunderland 1 man utd 0 (bent) you won't need pics it'll be all ower motd. PS I text me mate to ask if he would rim benty, I'll paste his reply here when I get it
Edit: he says
Ofcourse i'd rim him.
He's gorgeous.
Rejected the mags when he was 17 and scores bucket loads for us
safcftm wrote:Nevermind getting the chance to rim him, if he scoresa winner today he might not get a choice, and having spoke to me mates I'm not the only one who'd do it. If it finishes Sunderland 1 man utd 0 (bent) you won't need pics it'll be all ower motd. PS I text me mate to ask if he would rim benty, I'll paste his reply here when I get it
Edit: he says
Ofcourse i'd rim him.
He's gorgeous.
Rejected the mags when he was 17 and scores bucket loads for us
I must say if there was one thing that has made me question my sexuality, it was Cesc's goal in the San Siro. So I can see where you're coming from...
tot'num 1 villa 1. this could easily go as a win to either team. man u look like complete shit. wished we got to play them with this team they got out right now.