CAN I GET AN AMEN!

goonermc · Post by **goonermc** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:21 pm

All my so called friends are Chelsea, even the bloke i bought my paper off earlier was a chav.......... God i don't ask for much, apart from being able to talk to animals, play the banjo and fly like an eagle. but please, please for all that is holy and good and right let us outplay the evil demon of darkness masquerading as a shit West London football club and pip them by a glourious goal to prove once and for all that the path of truth and light is the way to glory, and maybe the Premier League title, AMEN BROTHERS.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:34 pm

goonermc wrote:All my so called friends are Chelsea, even the bloke i bought my paper off earlier was a chav.......... God i don't ask for much, apart from being able to talk to animals, play the banjo and fly like an eagle. but please, please for all that is holy and good and right let us outplay the evil demon of darkness masquerading as a shit West London football club and pip them by a glourious goal to prove once and for all that the path of truth and light is the way to glory, and maybe the Premier League title, AMEN BROTHERS.

Same.. let's fuck those *word censored* over BIG TIME.

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:38 pm

AMEN BROTHER!

Lost_Gooner · Post by **Lost_Gooner** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:42 pm

My postman supports the chav scum , I found this out today.

when i had to sign for a parcel i had a Arsenal t-shirt on , He tried to be smart and crack some joke about Arsenal.

just thought i would share that pointless story with you all.

Cheers

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:48 pm

Half my family and about 90% of the area i live in support that mob. Luckily im not at home at the moment

Captain Fabregas · Post by **Captain Fabregas** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:56 pm

I'd love it if we beat them

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:21 pm

goonermc wrote:All my so called friends are Chelsea, even the bloke i bought my paper off earlier was a chav.......... God i don't ask for much, apart from being able to talk to animals, play the banjo and fly like an eagle. but please, please for all that is holy and good and right let us outplay the evil demon of darkness masquerading as a shit West London football club and pip them by a glourious goal to prove once and for all that the path of truth and light is the way to glory, and maybe the Premier League title, AMEN BROTHERS.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY MENNNNNNN!

:pope:

:stripper: :the_doris_2:

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:23 pm

an amen for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXqtOXd9Su8

and a fucking awesome amen, btw!

BournemouthRED · Post by **BournemouthRED** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:24 pm

Captain Fabregas wrote:

I'd love it if we beat them

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:29 pm

Lost_Gooner wrote:My postman supports the chav scum , I found this out today.

when i had to sign for a parcel i had a Arsenal t-shirt on , He tried to be smart and crack some joke about Arsenal.

just thought i would share that pointless story with you all.

Cheers

What you need to do is mail a parcel to yourself...and (depending on tomorow's score/outcome aaaaand how far you want to fuck with his head)

Send the parcel to yourself so it has to be signed for.....and put either a ticking clock or broken clock that rattles a lot when the parcel is shaken....and when he goes to hand it to you exclaim

"Aaaaarrrrggghhh feck it's ticking and push it back into his hands and slam the door"

or

Put an Arsenal shirt inside with a Large Print newspaper cutting of the score - when we beat the chavscum tomorrow and rip it open and let him see it...

or

Get a second hand chav shirt from Oxfam etc and rip the parcel open and wipe your arse with it in front of him

SORRRRRTED!

Lost_Gooner · Post by **Lost_Gooner** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:45 pm

OneBardGooner wrote:
Lost_Gooner wrote:My postman supports the chav scum , I found this out today.

when i had to sign for a parcel i had a Arsenal t-shirt on , He tried to be smart and crack some joke about Arsenal.

just thought i would share that pointless story with you all.

Cheers
What you need to do is mail a parcel to yourself...and (depending on tomorow's score/outcome aaaaand how far you want to fuck with his head)

Send the parcel to yourself so it has to be signed for.....and put either a ticking clock or broken clock that rattles a lot when the parcel is shaken....and when he goes to hand it to you exclaim

"Aaaaarrrrggghhh feck it's ticking and push it back into his hands and slam the door"

or

Put an Arsenal shirt inside with a Large Print newspaper cutting of the score - when we beat the chavscum tomorrow and rip it open and let him see it...

or

Get a second hand chav shirt from Oxfam etc and rip the parcel open and wipe your arse with it in front of him

SORRRRRTED!

greengooner · Post by **greengooner** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:52 pm

we have to be due a win against those c**ts soon

Henry Norris 1913 · Post by **Henry Norris 1913** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:58 pm

If we beat them I will fuck eboue. but I think I'm safe

nexum5me · Post by **nexum5me** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:18 pm

let's just face it, we're all gonna be keeping our head down at work next week and wishing next weekend along as fast as we can (or should i say the weekend AFTER next)

Ben Diesel · Post by **Ben Diesel** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:24 pm

AMEN!

The bloke who cleans my ovens has a chav season ticket. I'll be booking him in to clean them on Monday morning after we've won at the bridge.

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