Gus Censored By Higher Gods of Gooner Forum

corkbarry · Post by **corkbarry** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:44 pm

I personally dont think that the forum is being censored except when it becomes a bit red tubeish (is that a proper word). As for the craic,this thread started off being very serious but has degenerated down to a funny enjoyable mickey taking of the original poster and his wifes knickers

which is what this forum is all about.

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:52 pm

I'd never take the Mickey out of Mrs Gus' knickers, but I have heard she has taken a Barry, Colin and Jeffery out of them before. She's a game ol girl

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:57 pm

SPUDMASHER wrote:I'd never take the Mickey out of Mrs Gus' knickers, but I have heard she has taken a Barry, Colin and Jeffery out of them before. She's a game ol girl

ALSO, I MUST SAY I THINK CORKBARRY IS SO RIGHT. EVEN TO THE EXTENT THAT GUS HIMSELF HAS LIGHTENED UP A LITTLE AND IS JOINING IN THE FUN - ALTHOUGH I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE IN HIS SHOES WHEN THE DORIS READS THIS THREAD!!

.

AS HAS ALREADY BEEN POINTED OUT, THE FACT THAT WE CAN GO FROM BEING SERIOUS ONE MINUTE, TO TAKING THE PISS OUT OF EACHOTHER THE NEXT, IS ONE OF THE STRENGTHS OF THIS FORUM AND WHY WE LOVE IT SO!!

gus ceasar is a legend · Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:07 pm

I have has an explanation from Gooner God Rob and it seems that the KGB hacked into here!

All sorted and rant over although we should all be wary of men walking at us with umbrellas and also have tests done for plutonium intoxication!

Frankly I am all for the Ruski's invading as long as they bring vodka!

Maybe it was the animal in me last night but knicker defences were well and truly breached you will be glad to here!

I had a good look and no sign of a Barry, Colin or Jeffery Spudmasher!

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:30 pm

Sigh! Another three that have got lost in there. We'll miss them, Fare well old friends

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:38 pm

Jaysus.

I'll say it again; Jaysus.

I haven't been on here much in the last week (sick kids, work etc

) but I seem to have missed some f*cking mad shit altogether!

If that ***** is involved then I am going to hunt her down on my next trip over and - no, don't try and stop me - I'm gonna go right up to her and start singing FOOTBALL songs about the Arsenal. OUT LOUD too. Right in her f*cking ear.

I might even (god forbid) swear...

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:53 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Jaysus.

I'll say it again; Jaysus.

I haven't been on here much in the last week (sick kids, work etc ) but I seem to have missed some f*cking mad shit altogether!

If that **** is involved then I am going to hunt her down on my next trip over and - no, don't try and stop me - I'm gonna go right up to her and start singing FOOTBALL songs about the Arsenal. OUT LOUD too. Right in her f*cking ear.

I might even (god forbid) swear...

For fucks sake DB10GOONER, we can't start fucking swearing just because that Bitchcunt annoys the fucking hell out of us all, that would make us right wankers wouldn't it now.

gus ceasar is a legend · Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:11 pm

Who or what is this **** ****?

I am absoutely lost and I know everything!

Post by **REB** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:24 pm

she's on arsenal.com forum who bans people for swearing etc and gets people fcuked out of the ground for standing up etc

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:28 pm

rebel gooner wrote:she's on arsenal.com forum who bans people for swearing etc and gets people fcuked out of the ground for standing up etc

and she wears a stupid **** although come to think of it, it may be a very clever ****, still, she definately wears a **** unless of course she takes it off, then she not wearing either a stupid or clever ****.

Post by **REB** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:33 pm

sorry only just saw she had her own thread

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:34 pm

Wayno wrote:
rebel gooner wrote:she's on arsenal.com forum who bans people for swearing etc and gets people fcuked out of the ground for standing up etc
and she wears a stupid **** although come to think of it, it may be a very clever ****, still, she definately wears a **** unless of course she takes it off, then she not wearing either a stupid or clever ****.

INDEED. ALTHOUGH TECHNICALLY SHE WOULD THEN BE HOLDING A ****!!

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:43 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
Wayno wrote:
rebel gooner wrote:she's on arsenal.com forum who bans people for swearing etc and gets people fcuked out of the ground for standing up etc
and she wears a stupid **** although come to think of it, it may be a very clever ****, still, she definately wears a **** unless of course she takes it off, then she not wearing either a stupid or clever ****.

INDEED. ALTHOUGH TECHNICALLY SHE WOULD THEN BE HOLDING A ****!!

unless she has left it on the floor under her seat or at home

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:07 am

or it could be balanced procariously on her left knee

or indeed her right knee

Help me please

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:28 am

SPUDMASHER wrote:or it could be balanced procariously on her left knee or indeed her right knee Help me please

What if she has loaned it to somebody else?