Chants Would Be A Fine Thing

[M-50]

One leader (me )

chants Ars-en-al ( singing secton repeats )

Come on you boys in REd (ss repeats)

Come on you boys in REd (ss repeats)

Highbury's Red & White (ss repeats)

Highbury's Red & White (ss repeats)

then we all jump up and down chanting woah

Repeat above

We need to get the Emirates rocking. Biggest club in London and it's an insult we don't show enough passionate support

[I Hate Hleb]

Why are we involving goose-stepping Gestapo men in our singing? I know that there are plenty of new faces at Ashburton but has the crowd really changed that much since the move from Highbury?

[Arsenal Till I Die]

WE GOT ONE

WE GOT TWO

WE GOT TWO MORE CLOWNS THEN YOU!!!!



WE GOT SQUILLACI BACK, SINGING WE GOT SQUILLACI AT THE BACK!!!!!

SINGING WE GOT SQUILLACI

WE GOT SQUILLACI

WEEE GOT SQUILLACI AT THE BACK!!!

YOU CAN STICK YOUR WILLIE UP YOUR ARSE

YOU CAN STICK YOUR WILLIE UP YOUR ARSE

YOU CAN STICK YOUR WILLIE

STICK YOUR WILLIE

STICK YOUR WILLIE UP UOUR ARSE!!

* Willie being Gallas.

[tinpot lane]

Song for Chamakh

Using the same tune as the Attack Attack Attack song about the y**s, which rarely gets an airing anyway, especially in the ground. Simple and rather easy to remember all that's left to do is come up with the verse. So for the more creative types on here, Hlebby and co I shall leave this to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egNsjUGG8-c The only video I was able to find. Although shit quality, it gives you an idea of the tune.


Driving down the lane,

In a black Mercedes-Benz,

Shooting all the y**s,

and making lots of friends,

ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK


And for the bridge between starting up the song again, everyone could do an elongated ooooooooh. Well maybe.

Link doesn't work. Although it's not really my style to write about shooting people, to be honest !! Probably best to try one of those American rappers if you're going down that line.

Eh? I think you misunderstood. That was the original song. My idea was to use the theme to create a song for Chaamakh. Thus it would be,


Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh,
Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh,
Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh,
Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh...
Wooaaaaaaah.......
We signed him on a free... < An example for the opening of the verse..
........
........
........

etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egNsjUGG8-c

[M-50]

Something drastically needs to happen soon to generate noise at the stadium

Clubs are coming to the Arsenal loving the stadium and enjoying their football. They (the opposition) should be shitting their pants the night before thinking of the atmosphere they'll have to endure for 90 mins against one of the best teams in world football.

We're a huge club but our support sucks.

Some of my mates are/have been professional footballers and they all say that they feed off the crowd. Our players must be starving so

[I Hate Hleb]

Yes, but if I can't get the link to work, I can't hear the song and the melody to which to write the new lyrics to!!!

[tinpot lane]

Do keep up, the link works fine.

[I Hate Hleb]

Didn't I tell you the link works fine?


So just to be clear, it's to the 'Jingle Bells' melody, yes?

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Anyone in the Clockend on the 19th?

I'm going to Arsenal vs Shaktar so if anyone is in the Clocken join in me in a sing song, you'll know its me - I'm 6ft 5 and I'm the one sining.

[tinpot lane]

Didn't I tell you the link works fine?


So just to be clear, it's to the 'Jingle Bells' melody, yes?

That's what I initially thought, but it doesn't quite fit. If yo get me?








...

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Song for Chamakh

Using the same tune as the Attack Attack Attack song about the y**s, which rarely gets an airing anyway, especially in the ground. Simple and rather easy to remember all that's left to do is come up with the verse. So for the more creative types on here, Hlebby and co I shall leave this to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egNsjUGG8-c The only video I was able to find. Although shit quality, it gives you an idea of the tune.


Driving down the lane,

In a black Mercedes-Benz,

Shooting all the y**s,

and making lots of friends,

ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK


And for the bridge between starting up the song again, everyone could do an elongated ooooooooh. Well maybe.

Link doesn't work. Although it's not really my style to write about shooting people, to be honest !! Probably best to try one of those American rappers if you're going down that line.

Eh? I think you misunderstood. That was the original song. My idea was to use the theme to create a song for Chaamakh. Thus it would be,


Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh,
Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh,
Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh,
Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh...
Wooaaaaaaah.......
We signed him on a free... < An example for the opening of the verse..
........
........
........

etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egNsjUGG8-c

They hate him at the lane
They hate him at the bridge
But up at Ar-se-nal
We wanna have his kids
Chamakh Chamakh Chamakh…

No? Ok then.

[I Hate Hleb]

Song for Chamakh

Using the same tune as the Attack Attack Attack song about the y**s, which rarely gets an airing anyway, especially in the ground. Simple and rather easy to remember all that's left to do is come up with the verse. So for the more creative types on here, Hlebby and co I shall leave this to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egNsjUGG8-c The only video I was able to find. Although shit quality, it gives you an idea of the tune.


Driving down the lane,

In a black Mercedes-Benz,

Shooting all the y**s,

and making lots of friends,

ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK


And for the bridge between starting up the song again, everyone could do an elongated ooooooooh. Well maybe.

Link doesn't work. Although it's not really my style to write about shooting people, to be honest !! Probably best to try one of those American rappers if you're going down that line.

Eh? I think you misunderstood. That was the original song. My idea was to use the theme to create a song for Chaamakh. Thus it would be,


Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh,
Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh,
Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh,
Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh...
Wooaaaaaaah.......
We signed him on a free... < An example for the opening of the verse..
........
........
........

etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egNsjUGG8-c

They hate him at the lane
They hate him at the bridge
But up at Ar-se-nal
We wanna have his kids
Chamakh Chamakh Chamakh…

No? Ok then.

Maybe all is not lost yet. Using IU4GN's verse idea, we could sing:

They hate him at the bridge
They hate him at the lane
Coz when he gets the ball
They know we'll score a-gain

Can net them with his feet
And also with his head
And when he sees their centre-halves
he'll leave the *word censored* for dead!!

Ma-rou-ane, Ma-rou-ane, Ma-rou-ane Cha-makh
Oh what fun it is to see him playing in at-tack. Oi

[I Hate Hleb]

Just thought of one that works in my mind, but may not in reality!!


To the melody of 'The Birdy Song':

Let's all do the Harry twitch,
Let's all do the Harry twitch
Let's all do the Harry twitch
(Clap, clap, clap, clap)

simulating twitching whilst singing the chorus and during the 4 claps

[1989]

He's tough,
He's rough,
He'll break you in fucking half!
Squillaci! Squillaci!


Koscielny wooaaah, Koscielny wooaaah,
He comes from Lorient,
his arse is up for rent!

Two very poor efforts and not worthy of this fine thread.

Thanks for the assessment. Now do one.

[I Hate Hleb]

I've done more than one - I've done three!!