Wilshere's chant

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Post by Chips and Chocolate »

russgoonergibson wrote:whos that boy they call jack whilshere?
whos that boy that always scores?
he is one of wengers kids
and he pisses on the y**s
and plus he doesnt sleep with any whooooores

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Wait I've got another one...

Suuuuuuuuuper super Jack
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Post by RoscommonGooner »

russgoonergibson wrote:whos that boy they call jack whilshere?
whos that boy that always scores?
he is one of wengers kids
and he pisses on the y**s
and plus he doesnt sleep with any whooooores

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
I like but I can see why you waited 'til today to post is :)
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Thank you for the 'constructive criticism' of my contribution, but as most of you wouldn't recognise a good tune if came up to you in person, began slapping your face with a wet fish, while at the time whistling 'Music was My first Love' I don't think I'll take it too seriously!! :roll: :oops: :lol:

It's like the Pope - a self-confessed virgin - giving the rest of us advice on sex!! :roll: And as Ian Holloway would say, that's wrong!!! :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Post by Never Outgunned »

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:Jack Wilshere my lord Jack Wilshere
Jack Wilshere my lord Jack Wilshere
Jack Wilshere my lord Jack Wilshere
Oh lord Jack Wilshere

or......

He's here
He's there
He's every fucking where
Jack Wilshere
I'll go with the 1st one.
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Post by enjibenji »

Chips and Chocolate wrote:
russgoonergibson wrote:whos that boy they call jack whilshere?
whos that boy that always scores?
he is one of wengers kids
and he pisses on the y**s
and plus he doesnt sleep with any whooooores

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Wait I've got another one...

Suuuuuuuuuper super Jack
i like it but would edit the last line to

and he doesnt sleep with any granny whooooores
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Post by Boomer »

Not excatly unique now is it?
Atleast IHH managed that even with his poor effort.
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Boomer wrote:Not excatly unique now is it?
Atleast IHH managed that even with his poor effort.
well lets have your attempt bono :lol:
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enjibenji wrote:
Boomer wrote:Not excatly unique now is it?
Atleast IHH managed that even with his poor effort.
well lets have your attempt bono :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quality. 8)

And Boomer's about the same height too!! :-P :wink:
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Post by Boomer »

DB10GOONER wrote:
enjibenji wrote:
Boomer wrote:Not excatly unique now is it?
Atleast IHH managed that even with his poor effort.
well lets have your attempt bono :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quality. 8)

And Boomer's about the same height too!! :-P :wink:
:lol: :lol:
:roll:

Anyway enjibenji,
Have you not read the rest of this thread?!

Start from page 7 for my attempts! 8)
Maybe I should go back to rhyming my posts again. :wink: :lol:
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Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
enjibenji wrote:
Boomer wrote:Not excatly unique now is it?
Atleast IHH managed that even with his poor effort.
well lets have your attempt bono :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quality. 8)

And Boomer's about the same height too!! :-P :wink:
:lol: :lol:
:roll:

Anyway enjibenji,
Have you not read the rest of this thread?!

Start from page 7 for my attempts! 8)
Maybe I should go back to rhyming my posts again. :wink: :lol:
I for one enjoyed your white middle class rapping, Boomer. :-P :wink:
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Post by Boomer »

DB10GOONER wrote:
Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
enjibenji wrote:
Boomer wrote:Not excatly unique now is it?
Atleast IHH managed that even with his poor effort.
well lets have your attempt bono :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quality. 8)

And Boomer's about the same height too!! :-P :wink:
:lol: :lol:
:roll:

Anyway enjibenji,
Have you not read the rest of this thread?!

Start from page 7 for my attempts! 8)
Maybe I should go back to rhyming my posts again. :wink: :lol:
I for one enjoyed your white middle class rapping, Boomer. :-P :wink:
How bloody dare you lower me to the class of those roughians.
Mummy would be cross!
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Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
enjibenji wrote: well lets have your attempt bono :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quality. 8)

And Boomer's about the same height too!! :-P :wink:
:lol: :lol:
:roll:

Anyway enjibenji,
Have you not read the rest of this thread?!

Start from page 7 for my attempts! 8)
Maybe I should go back to rhyming my posts again. :wink: :lol:
I for one enjoyed your white middle class rapping, Boomer. :-P :wink:
How bloody dare you lower me to the class of those roughians.
Mummy would be cross!
:lol:

If you are upper class then mummy would be cross-eyed! :lol: :wink:
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Post by Boomer »

DB10GOONER wrote:
Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quality. 8)

And Boomer's about the same height too!! :-P :wink:
:lol: :lol:
:roll:

Anyway enjibenji,
Have you not read the rest of this thread?!

Start from page 7 for my attempts! 8)
Maybe I should go back to rhyming my posts again. :wink: :lol:
I for one enjoyed your white middle class rapping, Boomer. :-P :wink:
How bloody dare you lower me to the class of those roughians.
Mummy would be cross!
:lol:

If you are upper class then mummy would be cross-eyed! :lol: :wink:
How very dare you! :evil:

Now get back to the gardens you here! I see a privet which need cutting.
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Post by DB10GOONER »

Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Boomer wrote: :lol: :lol:
:roll:

Anyway enjibenji,
Have you not read the rest of this thread?!

Start from page 7 for my attempts! 8)
Maybe I should go back to rhyming my posts again. :wink: :lol:
I for one enjoyed your white middle class rapping, Boomer. :-P :wink:
How bloody dare you lower me to the class of those roughians.
Mummy would be cross!
:lol:

If you are upper class then mummy would be cross-eyed! :lol: :wink:
How very dare you! :evil:

Now get back to the gardens you here! I see a privet which need cutting.
alright yor honor boss! Oi'll get dat drive tarmacked as well boss! :-P :wink:
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Post by Boomer »

DB10GOONER wrote:
Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote: I for one enjoyed your white middle class rapping, Boomer. :-P :wink:
How bloody dare you lower me to the class of those roughians.
Mummy would be cross!
:lol:

If you are upper class then mummy would be cross-eyed! :lol: :wink:
How very dare you! :evil:

Now get back to the gardens you here! I see a privet which need cutting.
alright yor honor boss! Oi'll get dat drive tarmacked as well boss! :-P :wink:
Very good.
Umm...I say Ted, what are you doing for lunch? :lol:

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