RVP OUT 'FOR A FEW WEEKS'!

goonerholly · Post by **goonerholly** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:25 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:CAN'T REALLY DISAGREE WITH ANY OF THOSE ABOVE POINTS GOONER HOLLY. IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT YOU DO KNOW YOUR FOOTBALL.

NOW IF YOU CAN ASSURE ME THAT YOU ALSO COOK AND CLEAN, YOU'LL BE PERFECT MARRIAGE MATERIAL!!

if u can assure me u are not a sexist pig i will assure u i can cook and clean haha jokes.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:29 pm

SORRY

, I JUST THOUGHT I'D BEAT WAYNO TO THAT LINE!!

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:33 pm

Careful Hlebby, as my picture demonstrates, women are very complicated

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:35 pm

Wayno wrote:Careful Hlebby, as my picture demonstrates, women are very complicated

DON'T I KNOW IT!!

gus ceasar is a legend · Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:50 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
Wayno wrote:Careful Hlebby, as my picture demonstrates, women are very complicated

DON'T I KNOW IT!!

Holly which one of the twiddly things above is the clit?

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:54 pm

STOP!! MY HEART, MY HEART, IT CAN'T TAKE IT!!

THAT WAS HILARIOUS GUS, FECKING HILARIOUS.

SO YOU TELLING US MRS DORIS MARRIED YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T KNOW THAT MOST BASIC OF REQUIREMENTS OF A MAN?

gus ceasar is a legend · Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:57 pm

I know the most basic requirements of man!

Football, beer, food!

corkbarry · Post by **corkbarry** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:57 pm

For gods sake Gus,after all those Weeks of marriage,Doris must have told you by now

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:13 pm

gus ceasar is a legend wrote:I know the most basic requirements of man!

Football, beer, food!

YOU FORGOT THAT MODERN PHENOMINA - REDTUBE.COM!!

COME TO THINK OF IT, WHO NEEDS WOMEN ANYWAY?

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:14 pm

Clits don't really exist do they

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:18 pm

Wayno wrote:Clits don't really exist do they

OF COURSE THEY DON'T WAYNO!!!

IT'S JUST ANOTHER THING WOMEN MADE UP TO MAKE MEN FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES!!

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:22 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
Wayno wrote:Clits don't really exist do they
OF COURSE THEY DON'T WAYNO!!! IT'S JUST ANOTHER THING WOMEN MADE UP TO MAKE MEN FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES!!

Thank god we have Smoothie to make us all feel good about ourselves

gus ceasar is a legend · Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:29 pm

Wayno wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Wayno wrote:Clits don't really exist do they
OF COURSE THEY DON'T WAYNO!!! IT'S JUST ANOTHER THING WOMEN MADE UP TO MAKE MEN FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES!!
Thank god we have Smoothie to make us all feel good about ourselves

I have spent years looking for a man in the boat!!!!!

I know I was getting close to finding it as the whole thing stunk of fish!

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:33 pm

top middle, you would not believe how much mileage i've got out of my excellent navigational sense.

gus ceasar is a legend · Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:39 pm

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:top middle, you would not believe how much mileage i've got out of my excellent navigational sense.

Treble 20?