Wilshere's chant

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:09 pm

Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Boomer wrote:How bloody dare you lower me to the class of those roughians.
Mummy would be cross!

If you are upper class then mummy would be cross-eyed!
How very dare you!

Now get back to the gardens you here! I see a privet which need cutting.
alright yor honor boss! Oi'll get dat drive tarmacked as well boss!
Very good.
Umm...I say Ted, what are you doing for lunch?

Bejesus, looks like I'm taking a posh one up the khyber...

1989 · Post by **1989** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:20 pm

Never Outgunned wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:Jack Wilshere my lord Jack Wilshere
Jack Wilshere my lord Jack Wilshere
Jack Wilshere my lord Jack Wilshere
Oh lord Jack Wilshere

or......

He's here
He's there
He's every fucking where
Jack Wilshere
I'll go with the 1st one.

Agreed.

Nos89 · Post by **Nos89** » Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:13 pm

Haven't read them all , but how about something to tune of Happy Jack by The Who.

"Happy Jack wasn't old but he is a man
he runs the midfield when he isn't banned
The opponents would kick then they all get flappy
But they couldn't prevent Jack from being happy"

jaggygooner · Post by **jaggygooner** » Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:24 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SomlmeW_2OQ

how about this one, i know the song was shit but it seems to work, the chorus is 45 secs in......

wiltshire jack

wiltshire jack

he hates the tottenum there cack

he knows there shite

ooh whoo ooh whoo

worthing gooner · Post by **worthing gooner** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:59 pm

To Johnny Cash's tune "The Ring of Fire"

Jack came in when Arsene went and called him,
Gooners love him because his football does the talking
Coz Jack he burns burns burns
Jacks on fire
Jacks on fire
Jacks on fire
Do do do do do Jack Wishere
.....etc.....

TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:00 pm

To make it easy for the Emirates crowd how about...............

"Stand up....if you hate Tottenham......."

clockender1 · Post by **clockender1** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:11 am

A bit of Sinatra (mack the Knife)

Oh The Arsenal, play pretty passes every year,
And they can pass round you all nightttt....
but mess with us now queers,
and Jack will kick you outta sight...

cos jack wilshere, jack wilshire,
is a bad bad man and he's back in town...

and Jack the knife dear, he'll hack you down...

or :

Jack be nimble, jack be quick

Jack kicked the fuck out of that brummie prick

LeGinge (Northern Branch) · Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:34 pm

Original tune. Not heard this being used anywhere else in the country (though I'm probably wrong) . . . Monster by The Automatic:

Who's that running our midfield?
It's Jack Wilshere!
It is Jack Wilshere...

Simple, easy, and ... I'll get my coat

decs · Post by **decs** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:27 pm

hi guys first time posting a song, and its probably a verse too long i think, but how about something like this to tune of the Adams Family

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_X9S-_8wXk

(start with a long holding arrrrrrr)

arrrrsene says hes our saviour,
by far our greatest player,
a little bad behavioured,
his name is jack wilshere

da da da dum, da da da dum, da da da dum da da da dum da da da dum,

we call him the messiah
sets emirates on fire
the one we all admire
his name is jack wilshere!

da da da dum, da da da dum, da da da dum da da da dum da da da dum,

his skill are just tremendous
his passing is stupendous
makes tottenham look horrendous
his name is jack wilshere

da da da dum, da da da dum, da da da dum da da da dum da da da dum!!!!

Goona4life · Post by **Goona4life** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:21 pm

Lets go old school!
Jacky Jacky Wilshire who who (to the tune of Eddie Eddie Kelly who who!)

fringie · Post by **fringie** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:07 pm

Song: Snow White and the seven dwarfs

[Chorus]
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Jack Wilshere runs the show
[Whistle]

Song: Lumberjack son
He's a Gunner Jack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:15 pm

fringie wrote:Song: Snow White and the seven dwarfs

[Chorus]
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Jack Wilshere runs the show
[Whistle]

Song: Lumberjack son
He's a Gunner Jack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

Good but cant see those catching on

Werent the original words

He's a lumberjack and he's ok
he sleeps all night and he works all day
he dresses in womens clothing
and hangs around in bars

for little Jack?

Louder · Post by **Louder** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:12 pm

flash gunner wrote:
fringie wrote:Song: Snow White and the seven dwarfs

[Chorus]
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Jack Wilshere runs the show
[Whistle]

Song: Lumberjack son
He's a Gunner Jack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day
Good but cant see those catching on

Werent the original words

He's a lumberjack and he's ok
he sleeps all night and he works all day
he dresses in womens clothing
and hangs around in bars

for little Jack?

Glad you find it funny, cos no-one else does

1989 · Post by **1989** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:29 pm

Jack Wilshere Wilshere
football genius from Hertfordshire
the red and white he shall always wear
Jack Wilshere Wilshere

frankbutcher · Post by **frankbutcher** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:43 pm

Stolen from The Herd site:

Oh capello, are you listening?,
wengers found what englands missing,
hes fuckin hard,
and he shits on gerrard / lampard (depends on who we're playing)
walking in a wilshere wonderland

Wilshere's chant

wilshere chant