QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERING - IS THAT WRONG?

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:51 pm

THIS IDEA CAME TO ME AFTER READING SOMETHING ON ANOTHER THREAD. ARE THERE SOME QUESTIONS THAT YOU JUST NEED ANSWERS TO AND WOULD LIKE ADVICE ON?

FOR EXAMPLE, I STATED ON ANOTHER THREAD THAT I HAVE SEXUAL DESIRES FOR LIANNE SANDERSON, JAYNE LUDLOW AND EMMA BYRNE AND ASKED THE QUESTION: IS THAT WRONG?

SO, WHAT ARE THE SECRET QUERIES THAT YOU'VE OFTEN WONDERED TO YOURSELF, 'IS THAT WRONG?'

gus ceasar is a legend · Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:56 pm

When I get up early in the morning...when the house is quiet and all are sound asleep, I like to roger myself silly with the hairbrush handle in the shower!

Sometimes when I am feeling really frisky, usually on Tuesdays, I do not cream myself up with the Dove soap beforehand!

Is that wrong?

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:02 pm

I like to rub deep heat into my genitals then dress in lederhosens whilst listening to Engelbert Humpledinck records at full volume.

Now on to my question:

I kick cats, is that wrong

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:08 pm

THAT'S THE SPIRIT LADS!!

I KNEW I COULD RELY ON YOU TWO TO COME UP TRUMPS!!

WAYNO - THE ANSWER IS YES. YOU MUST NEVER KICK PUSSIES.

GUS - NO, NOT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD.

ALTHOUGH WITHOUT THE SOAP YOUR ARSE MUST BLEED LIKE HENRY COOPERS' FACE USED TO AFTER A FIGHT!!

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:14 pm

Gus, Hlebby is right about dove. I find that that Colgate all in one toothpaste is better because it not only lubricates but also leaves your farts smelling minty

gus ceasar is a legend · Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:17 pm

True but I do like my sphincter to be as soft as a new born lambs scrotum!

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:18 pm

i nearly drunk my deodrent-is that wrong?

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:20 pm

And new born baby lambs scrotums certainly are soft and their sphincters dont need any lube at all..............Apparently

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:21 pm

stearmaster wrote:i nearly drunk my deodrent-is that wrong?

DEPENDS. WAS YOU PRETENDING IT WAS SOME KIND OF MALE PHALLIC SYMBOL AT THE TIME? - BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WRONG!!

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:22 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
stearmaster wrote:i nearly drunk my deodrent-is that wrong?
DEPENDS. WAS YOU PRETENDING IT WAS SOME KIND OF MALE PHALLIC SYMBOL AT THE TIME? - BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WRONG!!

no was meant to be my 7up lol

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:22 pm

stearmaster wrote:i nearly drunk my deodrent-is that wrong?

Not at all, I often resort to drinking the deodrant once the beers run out

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:28 pm

stearmaster wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
stearmaster wrote:i nearly drunk my deodrent-is that wrong?
DEPENDS. WAS YOU PRETENDING IT WAS SOME KIND OF MALE PHALLIC SYMBOL AT THE TIME? - BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WRONG!!
no was meant to be my 7up lol

YOUR 7UP EH?

THAT'S NOT A EUPHERMISM FOR SOMETHING ELSE, IS IT?

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:30 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
stearmaster wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
stearmaster wrote:i nearly drunk my deodrent-is that wrong?
DEPENDS. WAS YOU PRETENDING IT WAS SOME KIND OF MALE PHALLIC SYMBOL AT THE TIME? - BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WRONG!!
no was meant to be my 7up lol
YOU'RE 7 UP EH? THAT WASN'T A EUPHERMISM PER CHANCE?

nope was deffo meant to be my 7up

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:38 pm

ive jus had dinner and my stomachs still rumbleing-IS THAT WRONG?

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:55 pm

I think Senderos is a centre half is that wrong?