Chants Would Be A Fine Thing

northbankbren · Post by **northbankbren** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:59 am

think so many of these are soooo bad this should be a sticky again

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:34 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
tinpot lane wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
tinpot lane wrote:Song for Chamakh

Using the same tune as the Attack Attack Attack song about the y**s, which rarely gets an airing anyway, especially in the ground. Simple and rather easy to remember all that's left to do is come up with the verse. So for the more creative types on here, Hlebby and co I shall leave this to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egNsjUGG8-c The only video I was able to find. Although shit quality, it gives you an idea of the tune.

Driving down the lane,

In a black Mercedes-Benz,

Shooting all the y**s,

and making lots of friends,

ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK

And for the bridge between starting up the song again, everyone could do an elongated ooooooooh. Well maybe.

Link doesn't work. Although it's not really my style to write about shooting people, to be honest !! Probably best to try one of those American rappers if you're going down that line.
Eh? I think you misunderstood. That was the original song. My idea was to use the theme to create a song for Chaamakh. Thus it would be,

Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh,
Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh,
Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh,
Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamakh...
Wooaaaaaaah.......
We signed him on a free... < An example for the opening of the verse..
........
........
........

etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egNsjUGG8-c
They hate him at the lane
They hate him at the bridge
But up at Ar-se-nal
We wanna have his kids
Chamakh Chamakh Chamakhâ€¦

No? Ok then.
Maybe all is not lost yet. Using IU4GN's verse idea, we could sing:

They hate him at the bridge
They hate him at the lane
Coz when he gets the ball
They know we'll score a-gain

Can net them with his feet
And also with his head
And when he sees their centre-halves
he'll leave the c**ts for dead!!

Ma-rou-ane, Ma-rou-ane, Ma-rou-ane Cha-makh
Oh what fun it is to see him playing in at-tack. Oi

Arsenal Till I Die · Post by **Arsenal Till I Die** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 1:04 pm

Arsenal Till I Die wrote:Anyone in the Clockend on the 19th?

I'm going to Arsenal vs Shaktar so if anyone is in the Clocken join in me in a sing song, you'll know its me - I'm 6ft 5 and I'm the one singing.

Still stands, anyone up for a barmy night in the Clockend???

Arsenal Till I Die · Post by **Arsenal Till I Die** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:58 pm

Szczesny, wohahh Szczesny
He's our young Pole.
He wants to play in goal.

Iceman29 · Post by **Iceman29** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:57 am

How about this one. Creates a lot of atmosphere and is an amazing chant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpXLhSFZ ... re=related

A better of version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeI4lAvv7Yk

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 3:19 am

Iceman29 wrote:How about this one. Creates a lot of atmosphere and is an amazing chant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpXLhSFZ ... re=related

A better of version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeI4lAvv7Yk

palace sing it. went to selhurst a few weeks ago and still cant get the fucker out of my head

hutchy08 · Post by **hutchy08** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:27 am

that bottom video is just like block 5...

Iceman29 · Post by **Iceman29** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:49 am

xDAVEYx wrote:
Iceman29 wrote:How about this one. Creates a lot of atmosphere and is an amazing chant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpXLhSFZ ... re=related

A better of version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeI4lAvv7Yk
palace sing it. went to selhurst a few weeks ago and still cant get the fucker out of my head

Me too! Went to Selhurst to see QPR play Palace. Can't get it out of my head either

Chips and Chocolate · Post by **Chips and Chocolate** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:16 am

For when Vermaelen comes back... To the Tune of Sally Cinnamon by the Roses...

"Sent to me from heaven
Thomas Vermaelen you're my world!!!

lalalalalalalalalalala

you are my world"

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:27 am

Can we now have a few less homoerotic songs for our players?

M-50 · Post by **M-50** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:17 pm

xDAVEYx wrote:
Iceman29 wrote:How about this one. Creates a lot of atmosphere and is an amazing chant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpXLhSFZ ... re=related

A better of version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeI4lAvv7Yk
palace sing it. went to selhurst a few weeks ago and still cant get the fucker out of my head

We sing it @ Republic of Ireland international games. Would love to see us take on board at away games

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9ImCgiT ... re=related

tinpot lane · Post by **tinpot lane** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:42 pm

It's a rip off but i think it's quite good.

He's a fucking nightmare to mark, Nicklas, Nicklas,
He's shagging a royal of Denmark, Nicklas, Nicklas,
Give him one chance and he will score,
unlike that *word censored*, Ade-bayor. Nicklas Bendtner our number 52!

mikeyb772001 · Post by **mikeyb772001** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:48 pm

tinpot lane wrote:It's a rip off but i think it's quite good.

He really loves himself, himself ,Nicklas, Nicklas,
He's shagging a royal of Denmark, Nicklas, Nicklas,
Give him CONSTANT chances and he will score,
JUST LIKE that c**t, Ade-bayor. Nicklas Bendtner our number 52!

Improved that song for ya bud

Gooner24 · Post by **Gooner24** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:09 pm

How about this one.

To the tune of â€˜Delilahâ€™â€¦â€¦â€¦

Wo Wo Wo jciech Szczesny (lala lala lala lala la)
Wo Wo Wo jciech Szczesny (lala lala lala lala la)

So before, you think that your gonna score
Just think Wojciech Szczesny
and you wont be scoring no more.

worthing gooner · Post by **worthing gooner** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:32 pm

The problem with us doing that youtube clip is the fact that their fans have joined in. Cant see people wanting to stand up yet alone clap. AND SING ASWELL!!! good luck with that.

Chants Would Be A Fine Thing

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