QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERING - IS THAT WRONG?

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:05 pm

SORRY TO HEAR THAT WAYNO. HOWEVER, UNLESS YOU'RE 6FT 4INCHES TALL, GOOD LOOKING, WITH AN ATHLETIC BODY AND A MIND EINSTEIN WOULD HAVE ENVYED, PEOPLE WILL QUICKLY RECOGNISE THAT I'M NOT REALLY YOU!!!

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:15 pm

Hlebby I think we may have been seperated at birth........Hello Bro

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:19 pm

SO, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WAS PUT INTO THAT MENTAL INSTITION MANY YEARS AGO AND OF WHOM THE FAMILY NEVER SPEAK?

HELLO BROTHER!!

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:30 pm

Hello Bro, freedom smells nice and so do the ladies, except for the oldies and the ones with bacterial problems but that aside, I am sure I will remain free even after my impending court appearance. Good to finally find you Bro

Post by **REB** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:38 pm

WAYNO AND IHH GET READY FOR COURT,,
BROTHERS IN ARMS

Gimp_mask · Post by **Gimp_mask** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:23 am

Sometimes I pull the mask so tight over my wife's face she is purple after just 30 seconds, IS THAT WRONG?

Post by **REB** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:17 pm

Gimp_mask wrote:Sometimes I pull the mask so tight over my wife's face she is purple after just 30 seconds, IS THAT WRONG?

no,unless she's not into using her mouth

Gimp_mask · Post by **Gimp_mask** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:55 pm

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:20 pm

A FRIEND OF MINE WHO REGULARLY CONTRIBUTES TO THIS FORUM WANTED TO ASK A QUESTION BUT WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO DO SO HIMSELF UNDER HIS NAME. SO, BEING A MAN WITH PLENTY OF TESTICULAR FORTITUDE, I SAID I WOULD DO SO FOR HIM.

ANYWAY, MY MATE SAID THAT WHILST PERUSING PORNOTUBE, HE CAME ACROSS A VIDEO WITH BEAUTIFUL ASIAN WOMEN, WHICH HE IS QUITE PARTIAL TO. NOW IT ULTIMATELY PANNED OUT THAT THESE SEXY LOOKING LADIES HAD AN EXTRA APPENDAGE ATTACHED TO THEM THAT HE WASN'T QUITE EXPECTING TO SEE

(AND I'M NOT TALKING STRAP-ONS!!

)

ALTHOUGH HE IS MARRIED AND DEFINATELY NOT GAY, MY MATE WAS SURPRISED TO FIND HIMSELF GETTING EXCITED BY THIS REVELATION

AND IS NOW WORRIED THAT HE MIGHT LATENTLY BE BI-SEXUAL.

HOWEVER, HE CAN'T STOP HIMSELF REVISITING THOSE PARTICULAR TYPES OF VIDEOS BECAUSE HE FINDS THEM SO ENTISING.

HE ALSO CLAIMS THAT A BY PRODUCT IS THEY HAVE HAD THE EXTRA BENEFIT OF PEPPERING UP HIS LOVE-MAKING WITH HIS MRS!!

THE THING IS, HIS WIFE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT HIS 'HABIT' AND HE WOULDN'T REALLY WANT HER TO FIND OUT THROUGH FEAR OF HER LEAVING HIM OUT OF DISGUST. SO, HE WOULD RATHER KEEP THINGS SECRET FROM THE MRS WHILST LETTING HER ENJOY THE REWARDS OF HIS NEW-FOUND ENTHUSIASM IN THE BEDROOM. IS THAT WRONG?

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:24 pm

Will you be revealing the name of this member???

As long as he doesn't slip any sort of tablets into his wife's food so that she begins to resemble these internet she/he/its (S.H.ITS

) then it might be ok...

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:51 pm

NO. I PROMISED TO KEEP REBEL'S NAME SECRET!!

Post by **REB** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:54 pm

IHH

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:06 pm

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Post by **REB** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:24 pm

wayno and gus on there hols ram

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:25 pm

Hlebby ladyboys might look good but they are crap in bed, I know this because Dicko told me that she had a few when she was out in Thailand. She apparently fancied a bit of girl on girl action but was pleasantly please to discover afore mentioned appendage.