This scum fan needs a slap.

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G-Man
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This scum fan needs a slap.

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reading this scum fan's account of tuesday night has made my blood boil.
off to Wembley cos we beat the Arsenal, we’re off to Wembley cos we beat the Arsenal, in the north London cup they were only runners up, now we off to Wembley cos we beat the Arsenal.

1st team, 2nd team, ladies team, I don’t give a fuck. I’ll refrain from going into detail of the Arsenal squad and just sit back, satisfied, in the knowledge that whatever excuse that may be thrown our way, Arsenal fans are gutted, humiliated, defiled, sullied, raped, crushed, disgraced, debased, humbled, abashed, squashed and mortified. But forget the football, lets talk about their embarrassing support, the gutless, spinless, soulless club with no pride or passion. Let’s think about a team, who admittedly play percentage football, but lack a single smidgen of class - a manager so vile in defeat that my nan muttered the word ‘cunt’ as he spoke post match.

White Hart Lane was a furness, a cauldron of white hot support that drove Spurs onwards, and scared Arsenal to their core, no tactics could help them - they’d never heard anything like this, certainly not in other Premiership grounds and damn sure not at that shitholr The Emirates. And what’s more the minute things turn against them that start to batter the shit out of each other. They are a Pathetic football club. I heard a rumour that in the changing room Adebayor caught up with Bendtner is the showers and slapped his bum while giggling like a girl, Bendtner halfheartedly protested ‘not my arse! not my arse!’ all this of course is alleged and may or may not be true - Whatever the spanking they got on the pitch was infinitely more humiliating.

Ian Wright, David Seaman, Alan Davies, Alan Smith, Paul Merson, Tony Adams, Stewart Housten, George Graham, Arsene Wenger, George Clooney and Brad Pitt for wearing Arsenal tracksuits in Ocean’s Eleven, Jeremy Beadle, Rory McGrath, Zammo, Phil Tufnell, Nick Hornby, Johnny Rotten, The M People, Michael Watson, The Appeltons, Dale Winton, Mickey from Eastenders, Sgt Cryer from the Bill: your boys took one hell of a beating. Get used to it, it wont be the last
what a *word censored*.

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Post by Rilo II »

Clearly he wasn;t even at the match, as even at 4-1 they were barely singing. They only got loud at about the 89th minute when they realised they might not throw away the lead this time

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Post by green gooner »

This will come back to haunt them in the league. I pity them if this is the height of their season. A lap of honour and a champagne reception, poor c*nts!

Hope Chelsea spank them in final.

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Post by chunkyandy »

once in 9 years you muppet...god you are so good!!! just a little club that has illusions of one day being as great as The Arsenal.....not in my lifetime son...your ground is shit...your team is shit..and you supporters are shit...and deep down muppet...you know it

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Post by donkeywinsthe derby »

Fuck it - we all knew this would happen no matter what game, what score, what team.

It is the very epitome of the standards of that club that they chose to do a 'lap of honour'. Even Wrexham didn't do that!

I'll admit to any Spurs fan that on that particular night we were absolutely tonked, that we were second best and that it hurt to lose so badly.

But it was a fluke, a complete one off which won't happen again in a thousand years. I wonder if they'll admit that they regard it as giant killing as we are so far ahead of them in every aspect of the game you care to mention.

Chelsea will beat them in the final, they'll lose their next game to Scarborough or someone and we'll end up 20 odd points ahead of them in the league.

As usual.

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Post by donkeywinsthe derby »

Oh, and one more thing.

I very much doubt that the Spurs geezer's nan could spell the word 'c**t' never mind say it.

But it wouldn't suprise me if she did. Typical Spurs fan - moronic, retarded mutant.

Always look on the bright side of life!

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Post by Red Gunner »

in the north London cup they were only runners up
If there was a real North London cup, Spurs would fight against Watford for the 2nd place. By the way, will they recieve a trophy for this? Let's face it, they won't get one at Webley in February
But forget the football, lets talk about their embarrassing support, the gutless, spinless, soulless club with no pride or passion.
If we were spineless, we'd be in American/Russian hands and in debt
a manager so vile in defeat that my nan muttered the word ‘cunt’ as he spoke post match
That's because your nanna is a drunk who always swears! Nothing to do with Wenger.
White Hart Lane was a furness, a cauldron of white hot support that drove Spurs onwards, and scared Arsenal to their core, no tactics could help them - they’d never heard anything like this, certainly not in other Premiership grounds and damn sure not at that shitholr The Emirates
Arsenal's stadium is certainly not a “shitholeâ€

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Post by N17 Gooner »

Will there be a open top bus parade for tihs? As a resident of Tottenham I wouldn't want to miss out on a good party.

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Post by Goonanana »

I really hope when we beat them next be that next time we face them in the FA cup or league we do a really over the top lap of honour just to take the piss!

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Post by REB »

Goonanana wrote:I really hope when we beat them next be that next time we face them in the FA cup or league we do a really over the top lap of honour just to take the piss!
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WE ARE SO LUCKY THAT OUR DERBY IS SO ONE SIDED,, MAN CITY, EVERTON AND SUNDERLAND WILL ALWAYS GET A WIN IN 3-4 AND WE HAD 21 GAMES AND 9 YEARS BETWEEN DEFEATS SO FOR ALL THE TINY TOTTSImage

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Re: This scum fan needs a slap.

Post by AFC1886 »

a manager so vile in defeat that my nan muttered the word ‘cunt’ as he spoke post match.

I think it says it all, when your nan says *word censored*. Wouldn't expect anything else of a spud. Classy :o

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