The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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MegaGooner wrote:So after the "lecture" from the wife about drinking too much.....

2452. My wife :shock:

becos' the lecture didn't interest me, I was thinking about the biggest crunts in the league. I started of with 2, then 3 so 'narrowed' it down to five :wink: (in no particular order)

2453. Joey Barton (still #1 though)
2454. Lee Bowyer
2455. Cashley Cole
2456. John Terry
2457. toss up between Nani, Madrid ladyboy, Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcrunt :banghead: 8)

PS: They are all interchangable.
I can't believe I left out Coco the clown :shock:
Crunt Bowyer made a desperate bid for #1 today :lol: dirty fucker :evil:
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2464. Lee Bowyer.................cunt :barscarf: 8)
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2465. Bowyer dirty crim C U N T ! should be banned for at least 4 weeks
stomped on and then raked Sagna and that useless twat of a ref did feck all! :roll:
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MegaGooner wrote:
MegaGooner wrote:So after the "lecture" from the wife about drinking too much.....

2452. My wife :shock:

becos' the lecture didn't interest me, I was thinking about the biggest crunts in the league. I started of with 2, then 3 so 'narrowed' it down to five :wink: (in no particular order)

2453. Joey Barton (still #1 though)
2454. Lee Bowyer
2455. Cashley Cole
2456. John Terry
2457. toss up between Nani, Madrid ladyboy, Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcrunt :banghead: 8)

PS: They are all interchangable.
I can't believe I left out Coco the clown :shock:
Crunt Bowyer made a desperate bid for #1 today :lol: dirty fucker :evil:
Do you think that maybe he is aware of our list? :? :lol: :lol: :wink:
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2466. Chavscum - all of them UTTER *word censored*!!
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OneBardGooner wrote:2466. Chavscum - all of them UTTER c**ts!!
+1 8)

2467. Birmingham City. Scum players, scum manager, scum fans. As bad as Stoke :banghead: :evil:
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2468. raywilkins
2469. jamieredknapp

both COMPLETE AND UTTER, UTTER *word censored* not so much pundits but CUNTITS on the chav v vilanns game - wilkins = scumofscum
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OneBardGooner wrote:2468. raywilkins
2469. jamieredknapp

both COMPLETE AND UTTER, UTTER c**ts not so much pundits but CUNTITS on the chav v vilanns game - wilkins = scumofscum
If science makes that breakthrough....

:barscarf: :barscarf: :-P :-P :oops: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
MegaGooner wrote:
MegaGooner wrote:So after the "lecture" from the wife about drinking too much.....

2452. My wife :shock:

becos' the lecture didn't interest me, I was thinking about the biggest crunts in the league. I started of with 2, then 3 so 'narrowed' it down to five :wink: (in no particular order)

2453. Joey Barton (still #1 though)
2454. Lee Bowyer
2455. Cashley Cole
2456. John Terry
2457. toss up between Nani, Madrid ladyboy, Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcrunt :banghead: 8)

PS: They are all interchangable.
I can't believe I left out Coco the clown :shock:
Crunt Bowyer made a desperate bid for #1 today :lol: dirty fucker :evil:
Do you think that maybe he is aware of our list? :? :lol: :lol: :wink:
Since DB10 posts so often in this thread, I thought that all cunts are aware of this list :?: :? :lol: :wink:
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So you're saying that DB10 is also a member of the '*word censored* R Us' forum as well as this one and passed on the news via their website? :shock: :? :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:So you're saying that DB10 is also a member of the 'c**ts R Us' forum as well as this one and passed on the news via their website? :shock: :? :lol: :lol: :wink:
DB10 knows :shock: 8) :lol: :wink:
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2470.Lee Bowyer *word censored* :evil:
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2471. alex mcliesh - UTTER GINGERTWATOFA C U N T !!!
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OneBardGooner wrote:2471. alex mcliesh - UTTER GINGERTWATOFA C U N T !!!

+1, He's a Fergi loving *word censored*
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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

marcengels wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:2468. raywilkins
2469. jamieredknapp

both COMPLETE AND UTTER, UTTER c**ts not so much pundits but CUNTITS on the chav v vilanns game - wilkins = scumofscum
If science makes that breakthrough....

:barscarf: :barscarf: :-P :-P :oops: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :barscarf: :-P :-P :-P

The rosetinter in me thinks: A fanny that lactates milk… tremendous! Just pour in the Frosties and breakfast’s ready.

But the realist side of me’s a bit worried we’d just end up with baps that bleed from the nips every month. :cry:
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