More songs for Her Majesty! (27/4)

[gooner.ed]

usual thread starter... thanks to the forum regulars for some cracking suggestions.

[doublegooner]

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
SHE LOVES THE ARSENAL TEAM
GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN

LA LA LA LA

SHE DOES NT LIKE WEST HAM, CHELSEA OR TOTTING HAM - SCUM !
SHE ONLY LOVES THE ARSENAL
GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN.

THE ARSE NAL.... THE ARSE NAL

25/4/07 Words by Gooner Palmer owner of 'OLD TRAFFORD CHAMPIONS SECTION' flag

[Cus Geezer]

I'd hate to play the sceptical republican here but here's an old story.

Appearently at a Royal Variety show Tommy Cooper asked HM if she followed football at all, she replied "not really" so he said "do you mind if I have your Cup final tickets next year then?"

It all sounds like some spin doctor has said to her "you know that Soccer is rather popular these days, especially the EPL and its global appeal, perhaps one should choose a team madam, it should be a London side and Chelsea, Tottenham and West Ham are rather vulgar, might I suggest the Arsenal?, they were once the Royal Arsenal don't you know".

As for an Arsenal song that is related to the Queen, might I suggest the one that Johnny Rotten wrote. He's an Arsenal fan, from Finsbury Park.

And here's the evidence......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VIw7qFyid8

[Chunky The Gooner]

To the tune of "lets go fucking mental ! "

LIZZIE IS A GOONER LIZZIE IS A GOONER
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

[Basil is a Gooner]

How about:
The Queen thinks Arsenal's magic,
She wears a magic crown,
And when she saw Watford (etc etc),
She said "You're going down!"

[arsenalsteward]

To the tune of the 'Robin Van Persie' chant:

"ROYAL APPROVAL" *clap clap, clap-clap clap*