Premiership Footballer Involved in Orgy

Jumpers For Goalposts · Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:07 am

augie wrote:Who gives a fcuk if he was banging a few birds in a vegas hotel ? I mean really He is a single man living the life of a rich single man and I dont see how this makes it newsworthy or even scandal worthy

Exactly!! Why do so many fans get worked up over these things??

The majority of modern players don't give a shit about us (the fans) or their clubs - it's a job to them and the massive rewards they get mean they can live a lifestyle that we could never dream of.

Put these players on a pedestal and how else do you think they'll behave??

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:08 am

Where is the shrug shoulders emoticon?

Never Outgunned · Post by **Never Outgunned** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:17 am

an International footballer who is in his late twenties and currently single

Footballer, late twenties, single and presumably a consensual orgy with ladies of the opposite sex.

I think the words OOOH BIG FUCKING DEAL! are appropriate here.

Now Daily Mail - stop living this charade that Britian is still in the 1950s and give me some proper news!

Never Outgunned · Post by **Never Outgunned** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:25 am

1) Single
2) Rich
3) Respected premiership footballer
4) Orgy with two Swedish Blondes

Let's just say, whoever the fuck it was, I wish it was me.

In fact I'll take the bullet for whoever it is, just say it's me. Gives me something to boast about down the pub!

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:27 am

Never Outgunned wrote:1) Single
2) Rich
3) Respected premiership footballer
4) Orgy with two Swedish Blondes

Let's just say, whoever the fuck it was, I wish it was me.

Goonanana · Post by **Goonanana** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:34 am

I've seen an interview with Jermian Defoe where he explains he is a devout Christian and he's around that age?

Never Outgunned · Post by **Never Outgunned** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:45 am

Jumpers For Goalposts wrote: The majority of modern players don't give a shit about us (the fans) or their clubs - it's a job to them and the massive rewards they get mean they can live a lifestyle that we could never dream of.

Put these players on a pedestal and how else do you think they'll behave??

I'm sorry I don't get it, do the players owe us sexual abstinence to show they care about us?

Are we their wives now?

Never Outgunned · Post by **Never Outgunned** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:46 am

Goonanana wrote:I've seen an interview with Jermian Defoe where he explains he is a devout Christian and he's around that age?

Jermaine Defoe - morally pure?

Are the Daily Mail really scraping the barrell for middle England outrage or what?

enjibenji · Post by **enjibenji** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:05 am

Never Outgunned wrote:
Goonanana wrote:I've seen an interview with Jermian Defoe where he explains he is a devout Christian and he's around that age?
Jermaine Defoe - morally pure?

Are the Daily Mail really scraping the barrell for middle England outrage or what?

How must the **** christmas dinner go for him when he his sitting next to jamie o hara.

worthing gooner · Post by **worthing gooner** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:14 am

I love Vegas and by the look of it so does he!!!

Is that why he has been "Rested"?

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:16 am

tinpot lane wrote:HE ISN'T WHITE, HE ISN'T BLACK, HE COMES FROM A PLACE, THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR IRAQ, HE PLAYS UP FRONT IN ATTACK, HE'S OUR MAIN MAN, MAROUANNE CHAMAKH LALALALALALALALA

Heâ€™s not white, Heâ€™s not black
He cums on their face, And he cums on their rack
He cums up the front-bum, He cums up the crack
Heâ€™s doing the double, Marouane Chamakh...

rigsby · Post by **rigsby** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:26 am

Does Chamkah have a reputation as a clean cut footballer?

Never Outgunned · Post by **Never Outgunned** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:30 am

rigsby wrote:Does Chamkah have a reputation as a clean cut footballer?

He does when the Daily Snail have a story to sell

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:49 am

TeeCee wrote:Chamakh would only have shagged one of them, he'd have passed the other two to his mates when in a great position!

Never Outgunned · Post by **Never Outgunned** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:59 am

Arsenal players must be well sought after by the ladies.

Plenty of build up and it's a heck of a long time before they even think about shooting.