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Its Up 4 Grabs Now
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Never Outgunned wrote:Arsenal players must be well sought after by the ladies.

Plenty of build up and it's a heck of a long time before they even think about shooting.
:lol:

Chamakh obviously agrees with Wenger that cumming 4th is like winning a trophy.
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franksav63 wrote:I have it on good authority that it's Joe Cole... :? :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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If it is Chamakh it might be the reason why Wenger has decided to drop him behind Bendtner in the pecking order. Bit rich if its true.
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kingjayson1 wrote:If it is Chamakh it might be the reason why Wenger has decided to drop him behind Bendtner in the pecking order. Bit rich if its true.
Wenger is jealous.
He had one blonde, Chamakh had three.
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the report does say a player 'based' in North London.......could that just mean it's a player who lives in North London? Loads of players live around the Hampstead area?
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Must be Chamakh... makes him even more of a legend in my eyes! :barscarf: :barscarf:
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
tinpot lane wrote:HE ISN'T WHITE, HE ISN'T BLACK, HE COMES FROM A PLACE, THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR IRAQ, HE PLAYS UP FRONT IN ATTACK, HE'S OUR MAIN MAN, MAROUANNE CHAMAKH LALALALALALALALA :barscarf: 8) :lol:
He’s not white, He’s not black
He cums on their face, And he cums on their rack
He cums up the front-bum, He cums up the crack
He’s doing the double, Marouane Chamakh...

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
That's fuckin ace by the way, if this story is about Chamakh, that'd make a quality song :barscarf: :lol: :lol:
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Have to say the sudden drop of Chamakh behind Bendtner in the pecking order has really confused me so this might explain that a little
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TeeCee wrote:the report does say a player 'based' in North London.......could that just mean it's a player who lives in North London? Loads of players live around the Hampstead area?
Judging by the way the British press exaggerates and creates a story from nothing it will be an Enfield Town player who fucked his bird while his mum and nan watched Eastenders downstairs in the living room
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Never Outgunned wrote:
TeeCee wrote:the report does say a player 'based' in North London.......could that just mean it's a player who lives in North London? Loads of players live around the Hampstead area?
Judging by the way the British press exaggerates and creates a story from nothing it will be an Enfield Town player who fucked his bird while his mum and nan watched Eastenders downstairs in the living room
None of our players would get up to anything like that!!! :wink: :lol:
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BT wrote:Have to say the sudden drop of Chamakh behind Bendtner in the pecking order has really confused me so this might explain that a little
Spot on BT!

Coincidental like Almunia's elbow injury?

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Percy Dalton wrote:
BT wrote:Have to say the sudden drop of Chamakh behind Bendtner in the pecking order has really confused me so this might explain that a little
Spot on BT!

Coincidental like Almunia's elbow injury?

:roll:
Yep, this would explain it and Chamakh's sudden drop in form. :roll:
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Goonanana wrote:I've seen an interview with Jermian Defoe where he explains he is a devout Christian and he's around that age?
Devout christian huh :lol:

http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_f ... 61426.html

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Arsenal 1991 wrote:Shit chamakh has just turned 27. :shock: and van persie, i hope its not him. He has two kids.
Currently single it says, he's married. Though he is a muslim, would have strict drink beliefs.

Is it Eboue? I don't think he's got one in him. He certainly couldn't give a fuck on Tuesday night.
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