Man u v Arsenal - 5:15pm!! Get on it all day!

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:46 pm

Can somebody please clarify something for me?

Are we currently top of the league? and if so, how come Panto is on the forum? We normally only hear from him when Manure have temporarily gone above us

Pancho · Post by **Pancho** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:52 pm

tonysaunders wrote:Almost complimenting us. Steady as you go...

Yes, that has clarified my inquisitive mind. I understand that my asking a question of you twice does indeed qualify me as "reflecting on all things Pancho". How do you cope with all this attention. It must be wonderful, though. I mean, after all, who needs a social life when you're the main man on various football forums? Who needs friends when you can invent and re-invent yourself to complete strangers, talk shit (and get pulled up on it almost every time), walk around with your fingers in your ears and still have people so obsessed with you that they are actually compelled to reply to you.

With you, Pancho, it is no longer a matter of choice with us on this forum. Us underlings are of a lower intellect to you, you see? We don't like the things that you say, but because of your intoxicating way of getting your point across and always being right, even when you're talking shit (poetic license, anyone?) we find ourselves obligated to reply to you. We just cannot help ourselves. How em brassing must it be for us that we simply have to reply to a fan of another club who slags off ours on our own board.

I wish we were cool like you, Pancho. I'm so ashamed of the fact that we're all so obsessed with you. Maybe all of us should take a leaf out of your book, become members of other football fan sites and then maybe we wouldn't have to focus all of our waking hours on you. You wouldn't believe the private messages I get about you. I'm inundated, mate. You really are the talk of the town. I just wish I knew how you did it so that I could be more like you.

So, here's to Pancho; a bastion of maturity, a true socialite and an example to us all.

...or just a sad bloke behind a computer screen trying to play the big man.

steady steady , I am welling up here....but dint be soo harsh on yourselves..I undestand my popularity , its understandable....

but just to tempt you with another glimer of myself, ...your assumption and rather crude attempt at sarcasm is wasted on me .. you see MBs are just a little light relief , I dont take them or the people who post on them seriuosly , just as they are supposed to be ..banter ..there are however soo many poster both here and elsewhere that really do take them as gospel ..

In my daily work life , I am responsible for certain IT asspects of our company..some are interesting and take me away from the office ..some are more boring , monitoring etc..so I while away a few hours here and elsewere.

Post by **T.S** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:59 pm

Wind your neck in, tarquin. Your need for social acceptance on message boards is your business. You don't have to justify yourself. I understand that the internet is a real safe-haven for your kind. I hope you feel right at home here and that we make you feel welcome.

Everyone, just keep responding to Pancho's posts. I think the poor lad just needs to feel important.

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:00 pm

Pancho, you are the "Person of the Year"

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:02 pm

I wouldn't mind betting that on some sites he is called Rebecca is 12 years old and loves horses. He would like to meet other young girls as well as horses are brill!!!!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:02 pm

I LIKE YOU PANCHO!!

MIND YOU, I DO SMOKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SKUNK AND CAN NEVER BE TOTALLY CERTAIN WHO I AM LET ALONE WHAT I THINK!!

NONE-THE-LESS, I STILL LIKE YOU AND YOUR MUSINGS!!

TALKING OF WHICH, IT MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR DREAM FA CUP DRAW. YOUR TWO FAVOURITE TEAMS PLAYING EACH OTHER, SO IT'S A WIN - WIN AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED

Pancho · Post by **Pancho** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:03 pm

tonysaunders wrote:Wind your neck in, tarquin. Your need for social acceptance on message boards is your business. You don't have to justify yourself. I understand that the internet is a real safe-haven for your kind. I hope you feel right at home here and that we make you feel welcome.

Everyone, just keep responding to Pancho's posts. I think the poor lad just needs to feel important.

the facts bely your assumptions... you will never see me on here at weekeknds or after 5pm ..what does that tell you ....hardly prolific ...and only every now and then during working hours.....you see I have other things to do

however posters who spend considerable time on here in their own time weekneds evenings etc.. not to mention deliberatly regisertaing as site admin

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:04 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:I LIKE YOU PANCHO!! MIND YOU, I DO SMOKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SKUNK AND CAN NEVER BE TOTALLY CERTAIN WHO I AM LET ALONE WHAT I THINK!! NONE-THE-LESS, I STILL LIKE YOU AND YOUR MUSINGS!!

TALKING OF WHICH, IT MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR DREAM FA CUP DRAW. YOUR TWO FAVOURITE TEAMS PLAYING EACH OTHER, SO IT'S A WIN - WIN AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED

But there is a catch... Where does he sit? Away end or not?

Pancho · Post by **Pancho** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:05 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:I LIKE YOU PANCHO!! MIND YOU, I DO SMOKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SKUNK AND CAN NEVER BE TOTALLY CERTAIN WHO I AM LET ALONE WHAT I THINK!! NONE-THE-LESS, I STILL LIKE YOU AND YOUR MUSINGS!!

TALKING OF WHICH, IT MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR DREAM FA CUP DRAW. YOUR TWO FAVOURITE TEAMS PLAYING EACH OTHER, SO IT'S A WIN - WIN AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED

A little advice form an old goat like me ..lay off it , it is ok for so long , but it will mamper you in so mnay ways....

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:06 pm

khalid_red wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:I LIKE YOU PANCHO!! MIND YOU, I DO SMOKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SKUNK AND CAN NEVER BE TOTALLY CERTAIN WHO I AM LET ALONE WHAT I THINK!! NONE-THE-LESS, I STILL LIKE YOU AND YOUR MUSINGS!!

TALKING OF WHICH, IT MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR DREAM FA CUP DRAW. YOUR TWO FAVOURITE TEAMS PLAYING EACH OTHER, SO IT'S A WIN - WIN AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED
But there is a catch... Where does he sit? Away end or not?

Tough one Khalid. Which end of Surrey is the away end?

Post by **T.S** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:08 pm

Pancho wrote:
tonysaunders wrote:Wind your neck in, tarquin. Your need for social acceptance on message boards is your business. You don't have to justify yourself. I understand that the internet is a real safe-haven for your kind. I hope you feel right at home here and that we make you feel welcome.

Everyone, just keep responding to Pancho's posts. I think the poor lad just needs to feel important.

the facts bely your assumptions... you will never see me on here at weekeknds or after 5pm ..what does that tell you ....hardly prolific ...and only every now and then during working hours.....you see I have other things to do

however posters who spend considerable time on here in their own time weekneds evenings etc.. not to mention deliberatly regisertaing as site admin

Again, you must refrain from feeling that you have to justify yourself to us. We are an accepting bunch here (we even accepted Wayno...eventually). If you tell us that you have a social life away from these message boards, then sure you do

P.S. I never deliberately registered as a site admin and I spend far less time on here than most of the regulars (admittedly, I spent a lot of time on here over the fucking boring summer!), so please spare me the attempt to flip this around. It is not I who feels the need to register on numerous internet message boards with several personas and talk about how important I am, just so I'll get a bit of attention.

As I said before, wind your neck in. You're getting a bit excited, aren't you? Just relax, it's called banter, remember?

Pancho · Post by **Pancho** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:09 pm

Pancho wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:I LIKE YOU PANCHO!! MIND YOU, I DO SMOKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SKUNK AND CAN NEVER BE TOTALLY CERTAIN WHO I AM LET ALONE WHAT I THINK!! NONE-THE-LESS, I STILL LIKE YOU AND YOUR MUSINGS!!

TALKING OF WHICH, IT MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR DREAM FA CUP DRAW. YOUR TWO FAVOURITE TEAMS PLAYING EACH OTHER, SO IT'S A WIN - WIN AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED

A little advice form an old goat like me ..lay off it , it is ok for so long , but it will mamper you in so mnay ways....

you see it still fooks me up ... I meant HAMPER you ..

anyway I ahve to go , I can see that someone in our london office is trying to access porn, must shut that down..

and to be polite I will sign off in your own clubs language.

Aurevoiur!!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:11 pm

Pancho wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:I LIKE YOU PANCHO!! MIND YOU, I DO SMOKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SKUNK AND CAN NEVER BE TOTALLY CERTAIN WHO I AM LET ALONE WHAT I THINK!! NONE-THE-LESS, I STILL LIKE YOU AND YOUR MUSINGS!!

TALKING OF WHICH, IT MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR DREAM FA CUP DRAW. YOUR TWO FAVOURITE TEAMS PLAYING EACH OTHER, SO IT'S A WIN - WIN AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED

A little advice form an old goat like me ..lay off it , it is ok for so long , but it will mamper you in so mnay ways....

CHEERS FOR THAT ADVICE PAL. BUT AFTER 30 YEARS OF SMOKING THE STUFF, I DON'T THINK IT WILL BE POSSIBLE FOR IT TO DO ANY MORE DAMAGE TO ME. HOWEVER, I CAN SEE IT HAS ALREADY LEFT ITS EFFECTS ON YOU!!

RocastleRock · Post by **RocastleRock** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:13 pm

That will be wayno acessing the porn...