As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
kevstarkie wrote:Ronaldo could actually win them the league on his own he is playing so well at the moment.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID LAST SEASON AS WELL. I DON'T THINK THERE IS A DOUBT THAT UNITED'S TRIUMPH WAS PRIMARILY DOWN TO THE GOALS RONALDO SCORED - MANY OF THEM WINNERS - AND THE LOADS THAT HE HELPED SET UP.
tonysaunders wrote:Well as I said earlier on, if it happens, I will take full credit for it
HANG ON TONY - YOU SAY YOU'RE WILLING TO SLEEP WITH CHERYL COLE (AND THEN SELL THE STORY!!) TO HELP HER OUT, YET ARE UNWILLING TO DO THE 'DIRTY WORK' WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO NOBBLING RONALDO ON BEHALF OF THE ARSENAL? (AND NO, PICKING HIM IN YOUR DREAM TEAM WON'T CUT IT!!)
if any1 wants 2 earn a quick tenner, id be happy 2 give u a gun, and ure job is 2 assinate christiano ronaldo. no premiership defender can seem 2 live with him, and he is the ONLY thing that will prevent us winning the league. either that or somebody accidently on purpose knocks him down, and braks both his legs, humn, steven gerrard aint doing much, wonder is he avaible?
tonysaunders wrote:Well as I said earlier on, if it happens, I will take full credit for it
HANG ON TONY - YOU SAY YOU'RE WILLING TO SLEEP WITH CHERYL COLE (AND THEN SELL THE STORY!!) TO HELP HER OUT, YET ARE UNWILLING TO DO THE 'DIRTY WORK' WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO NOBBLING RONALDO ON BEHALF OF THE ARSENAL? (AND NO, PICKING HIM IN YOUR DREAM TEAM WON'T CUT IT!!)
WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES MAN?!!
Well I don't see you coming up with any better ideas!!!
Anyway, as I stated before; I really do feel for Cheryl. It seems such a shame to see such (ahem) assets going to waste.
I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU THEN TONY: SO AS YOU DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY ON YOUR HANDS, I SUGGEST YOU NOBBLE RONALDO AND I'LL SLEEP WITH CHERYL!!
I Hate Hleb wrote:I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU THEN TONY: SO AS YOU DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY ON YOUR HANDS, I SUGGEST YOU NOBBLE RONALDO AND I'LL SLEEP WITH CHERYL!!
Tempting, but seeing as you're Sicilian, I'll make you an offer you can't refuse; you nobble Ronaldo, I'll nobble Tweedy and you can sell the story. Can't say fairer than that!
BETTER STILL: YOU NOBBLE RONALDO; CHERYL NOBBLES ME AND WE CAN BOTH SELL OUR STORIES - ALTHOUGH IT MIGHT EVENTUALLY INVOLVE YOU SPENDING SOME TIME IN PRISON!! HOWEVER, SURELY YOU DON'T MIND 'TAKING ONE' FOR THE TEAM?
It is funny looking at these twats, Hansen and Lawrenson. Not so smug now, are ya? It doesn't matter how much of these bags you buy from Morrisons, Alan
I Hate Hleb wrote:BETTER STILL: YOU NOBBLE RONALDO; CHERYL NOBBLES ME AND WE CAN BOTH SELL OUR STORIES - ALTHOUGH IT MIGHT EVENTUALLY INVOLVE YOU SPENDING SOME TIME IN PRISON!! HOWEVER, SURELY YOU DON'T MIND 'TAKING ONE' FOR THE TEAM?
I DON'T THINK IT'S NECESSARY TO GO TO THAT EXTREME RAM!! (ALTHOUGH MAGIC HAT MIGHT WELL BE UP FOR IT )
MIND YOU, IT HAS GIVEN ME A THOUGHT. RATHER THAN KILL OR EVEN SLEEP WITH RONALDO, I COULD JUST SHOW HIM MY SCHLONGER AND THE SHOCK, EMBARRASSMENT AND INADEQUENCY HE WOULD FEEL MIGHT JUST KNOCK ALL THAT CONFIDENCE OUT OF HIM!!
HOWEVER, I WOULD STILL GO ALONG WITH TONY SAUNDERS KILLING CHERYL THOUGH - IF ONLY TO SAVE US ALL FROM THE FORTHCOMING SERIES OF 'EXCLUSIVES' SHE IS IN THE MIDST OF GIVING, OUTLINING HOW FECKING MISERABLE HER EXISTENCE IS!!
(AND NO, PICKING HIM IN YOUR DREAM TEAM WON'T CUT IT!!) 
(ALTHOUGH MAGIC HAT MIGHT WELL BE UP FOR IT 
