CHERYL LEAVES ASHLEY

Goonanana · Post by **Goonanana** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:02 pm

Now I'm not one for the gossip columns but this is bloody hilarious!!!

http://msnukentertainment.spaces.live.com/

Because some pig ugly tart he's thrown away one of the fittest birds on this planet, all be it a mouthy jordie one!!

Ah well maybe that extra Â£5k a week will buy him happiness? LOL C*NT!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:19 pm

WE'VE ALL SEEN THE FORMULA BEFORE:

THEY PRETEND TO SPLIT, AND CHERYL SELLS HER 'EXCLUSIVE' STORY ABOUT THE DEVASTATION SHE FELT ON FINDING OUT THAT SHE WAS BEING CHEATED ON.

A FEW WEEKS LATER, MORE 'EXCLUSIVES' SAYING THAT CHERYL AND ASHLEY HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE IT ANOTHER GO, AND HOW 'THEIR LOVE IS MUCH STRONGER' BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED.

GIVE IT MORE TIME THEN THERE WILL APPEAR THE 'EXCLUSIVE' OF THEM SPLITTING AGAIN, AND HOW - NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRIED - THEY COULDN'T CARRY ON IN THE RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE ALL THE TRUST WAS GONE.

CHERYL THEN WRITES ANOTHER 'EXCLUSIVE' TELLING THE WORLD HOW SHE IS NOW YOUNG, FREE AND SINGLE; AVAILABLE AND UP FOR A GOOD TIME - WHILST VOWING NEVER TO GET INVOLVED AGAIN!!

THIS WILL NO DOUBT BE FOLLOWED BY PICTURES OF HER WITH ANOTHER MAN ACCOMPANIED BY AN ARTICLE CLAIMING CHERYL HAS 'FOUND LOVE AGAIN'!! AND SO IT GOES ON AND ON IN A NEVER-ENDING CYCLE OF BULLSHIT!!

DOES ANYONE REALLY GIVE A MONKEYS?

Post by **T.S** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:24 pm

I for one am worried about their relationship. It's so sad to see two people who were clearly so in love go through such a terrible time. I suppose the only way they can possibly get through this is by Cheryl showing Ashley how much all of this hurts.

Therefore, in the interest of fairness, I think that Cheryl should come and shag me, I'll sell the story, make a cool Â£10,000 and we'll see how the *word censored* likes that!!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:26 pm

TYPICAL TONY SAUNDERS, ALWAYS GIVING OF YOURSELF TO THOSE IN NEED!!

Rowly · Post by **Rowly** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:28 pm

its rare too see such selflessness in this world tony, u are a modern day saint

Post by **T.S** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:32 pm

I do what I can

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:49 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:WE'VE ALL SEEN THE FORMULA BEFORE:

THEY PRETEND TO SPLIT, AND CHERYL SELLS HER 'EXCLUSIVE' STORY ABOUT THE DEVASTATION SHE FELT ON FINDING OUT THAT SHE WAS BEING CHEATED ON.

A FEW WEEKS LATER, MORE 'EXCLUSIVES' SAYING THAT CHERYL AND ASHLEY HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE IT ANOTHER GO, AND HOW 'THEIR LOVE IS MUCH STRONGER' BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED.

GIVE IT MORE TIME THEN THERE WILL APPEAR THE 'EXCLUSIVE' OF THEM SPLITTING AGAIN, AND HOW - NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRIED - THEY COULDN'T CARRY ON IN THE RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE ALL THE TRUST WAS GONE.

CHERYL THEN WRITES ANOTHER 'EXCLUSIVE' TELLING THE WORLD HOW SHE IS NOW YOUNG, FREE AND SINGLE; AVAILABLE AND UP FOR A GOOD TIME - WHILST VOWING NEVER TO GET INVOLVED AGAIN!!

THIS WILL NO DOUBT BE FOLLOWED BY PICTURES OF HER WITH ANOTHER MAN ACCOMPANIED BY AN ARTICLE CLAIMING CHERYL HAS 'FOUND LOVE AGAIN'!! AND SO IT GOES ON AND ON IN A NEVER-ENDING CYCLE OF BULLSHIT!!

DOES ANYONE REALLY GIVE A MONKEYS?

You just worked out the formula of a successful organisation

IHH for Murdoch's job

donaldo · Post by **donaldo** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:45 pm

Cashley can now run off into the sunset with the one person he truly loves......................HIMSELF

tomkingsbury · Post by **tomkingsbury** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:09 pm

i thought that bird he bagged looked like ljungberg in a wig! i wonder if they used their mobile phones.....

Yorkshire_Gooner · Post by **Yorkshire_Gooner** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:31 am

The lastest thing tweedy has come out with is she knows cashley didnt have sex with the other woman because when he is drunk he cant perform

Goonanana · Post by **Goonanana** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:37 am

Maybe he's been having a tipple pre match ever since he joined Chelski then

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:38 am

According to her family and friends, Cheryl hasn't eaten a thing since she heard the news. She has no appetite!

Their point being????????

I thought that these celebrity wags never ate fuck all anyway!

Yorkshire_Gooner · Post by **Yorkshire_Gooner** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:43 am

Goonanana wrote:Maybe he's been having a tipple pre match ever since he joined Chelski then

Post by **REB** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:46 am

while im glad he is suffering because of his attitude to life and his billy big balls look at me lifestyle,, i really dont care about how she is suffering,, they bring it on themselfs so fcuk them,,
ash is an asshole and will always be one

and she,s not much better

fine bird thou