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Number 5 wrote:DB10GOONER I can almost hear that twenty trying to force it's way out of your wallet and into mine.
12 more league goals and its mine, all mine.
In fact I might make a countdown thread till you have to pay up. Any chance of making it a sticky?
Unfortunately that 20 is safe in my wallet. Again.
I would love him to stay fit and I'd gladly pay the bet if he hit 20 because it would mean we had had a real shout at the title (or maybe even won it! ) but in my heart of hearts I know he won't play enough games to get there...
But I admire your bravado, old boy.
You'll be paying the bet when he hits fifteen league goals. That was the bet brosif.
But if you wanted to settle up now for half at a tenner and a piccy of the wife getting out of the shower, i'd be ok with that.
15? I honestly don't recall saying 15. I thought we just repeated last season's bet of 20?
As for the pic of the wife getting out of the shower? You have PM.
Yep it’s 15 my man. Last years bet was about playing time, he had to start three quarters of our PL games. By the way did you frame that twenty yet?
Oh and just a quick question on the piccy,
Why does your wife look suspiciously like your female twin and what is with the akward cross legged stance? Almost like she’s hiding something or tucking something away behind her?
Apologies 5. Fifteen it is.
As for the pic... erm... well... let's just say (hypothetically speaking) the wife was out that day and I had just had a shower and thought "You know what would be fun? What if I just tucked the old tackle away brazilianGOONER-style and took a photo?" Just for the fun of course - not as a lifestyle choice. And then let's say (hypothetically speaking again) that a couple years later a known pervert on a certain forum asks for a grumble pic of the wife and the sick twisted part of me thought "Hey - you know what would be fun?"
As for the pic... erm... well... let's just say (hypothetically speaking) the wife was out that day and I had just had a shower and thought "You know what would be fun? What if I just tucked the old tackle away brazilianGOONER-style and took a photo?" Just for the fun of course - not as a lifestyle choice. And then let's say (hypothetically speaking again) that a couple years later a known pervert on a certain forum asks for a grumble pic of the wife and the sick twisted part of me thought "Hey - you know what would be fun?"
Well, I reckon you can guess the rest, huh?
Its ok man, anybody who denies re-enacting the Buffalo Bill scene from Silence of the Lambs is a fucking liar.
But encouraging a known pervert to guess the rest of a certain scenario? Well that’s just foolish.
He could be the type of guy to have taken that scene just a little bit further and invested in some night vision goggles and dug himself a big hole in a desolate location and bought himself a yappy little dog.
As for the pic... erm... well... let's just say (hypothetically speaking) the wife was out that day and I had just had a shower and thought "You know what would be fun? What if I just tucked the old tackle away brazilianGOONER-style and took a photo?" Just for the fun of course - not as a lifestyle choice. And then let's say (hypothetically speaking again) that a couple years later a known pervert on a certain forum asks for a grumble pic of the wife and the sick twisted part of me thought "Hey - you know what would be fun?"
Well, I reckon you can guess the rest, huh?
Its ok man, anybody who denies re-enacting the Buffalo Bill scene from Silence of the Lambs is a fucking liar.
But encouraging a known pervert to guess the rest of a certain scenario? Well that’s just foolish.
He could be the type of guy to have taken that scene just a little bit further and invested in some night vision goggles and dug himself a big hole in a desolate location and bought himself a yappy little dog.
Brilliant stuff Number 5 and DB10. Although I must admit that initially I was under the impression that Number 5 was offering to change the bet to a tenner and a naked picture of his wife!!
I Hate Hleb wrote:Brilliant stuff Number 5 and DB10. Although I must admit that initially I was under the impression that Number 5 was offering to change the bet to a tenner and a naked picture of his wife!!
I Hate Hleb wrote:Brilliant stuff Number 5 and DB10. Although I must admit that initially I was under the impression that Number 5 was offering to change the bet to a tenner and a naked picture of his wife!!
Have you ever seen Percy naked??!! Fuck no!
That's the mother of my children, wankers.
Although he never really did get his figure back after he shat the first one out.
I Hate Hleb wrote:Brilliant stuff Number 5 and DB10. Although I must admit that initially I was under the impression that Number 5 was offering to change the bet to a tenner and a naked picture of his wife!!
Have you ever seen Percy naked??!! Fuck no!
That's the mother of my children, wankers.
Although he never really did get his figure back after he shat the first one out.
I just scared everyone in the office by laughing out loud at that one! Excellent work Number 5 - you fuck nodule...
Great to have him at his best was at the leeds game the other night and the difference he made when he came on. it was like a training ground session when him and Cesc came on. cant believe thats his first hatrick!!
) but in my heart of hearts I know he won't play enough games to get there...
