Fat Sam's dirty secret

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Fat Sam's dirty secret

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Wouldn't surpise me if it's true:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinal_cake

£1.28, eh!

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Sam Allardyce incident

Former Bolton, Newcastle and Blackburn football manager Sam Allardyce has admitted eating two urinal cakes during a half-time dare whilst manager of Bolton. The would-be Real Madrid boss stunned the public by saying: "Big Sam is not the type of man to turn down a dare. I gobbled two of the buggers when big Kevin Davies said I didn't have t'bottle t'have one. I won £1.28p for doing it. I spent it on beans and chips- with gravy."
I'll stick it here before some nazi removes it

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Post by OneBardGooner »

LDB wrote:
Sam Allardyce incident

Former Bolton, Newcastle and Blackburn football manager Sam Allardyce has admitted eating two urinal cakes during a half-time dare whilst manager of Bolton. The would-be Real Madrid boss stunned the public by saying: "Big Sam is not the type of man to turn down a dare. I gobbled two of the buggers when big Kevin Davies said I didn't have t'bottle t'have one. I won £1.28p for doing it. I spent it on beans and chips- with gravy."
I'll stick it here before some nazi removes it
I'm sure it improved the FAT CRUNT'S stinky breath and his pongy sweat!

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True. Every. Fucking. Word. 8)

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Did he pull it out of baconface's butt while he was up there :?: :?

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Who put that on wiki? :D

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