JOKE OF THE DAY!!!

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I Hate Hleb
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JOKE OF THE DAY!!!

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WARNING:

ANYONE LIKELY TO BE OFFENDED BY A JOKE INVOLVING OLD STEREO-TYPES SHOULD LEAVE THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY!! :shock: :roll:










FOR THE REST OF YOU - ENJOY!!

How Moses allegedly got the 10 commandments


God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that

Will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'

And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested.'


So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'


Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not

Commit adultery.'

'Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments.'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.' :lol: :wink:


There, that should piss off just about everybody!!! :lol: :wink:

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Site meltdown commencing in 3, 2, 1...

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

WELL, I DID PUT A WARNING UP!! ANYONE THAT VENTURED FURTHER AND WERE OFFENDED HAVE ONLY THEMSELVES TO BLAME!! :lol: :wink:

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Way to go Hlebby, that should shake a few trees Image

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TS you stole my picture that I stole off the net!!

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Never!!!

Actually, maybe. I put it on last night...

How about a battle to the death to determine who gets to keep it?

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Post by Wayno »

Perhaps steary could do a poll :lol:

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Just saw at the top of the page, Pancho's lurking again. He's now armed with a rather interesting avatar...

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Post by Wayno »

Perhaps you could have pinkcat handbags at dawn :lol:
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Post by augie »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

As an Irishman I cannot see why anybody would be offended by that joke :wink: :lol: :lol:

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Post by daz10_uk »

Hlebby you got Augie to smile you deserve a medal :lol: :lol:

Sorry augie :wink: :lol:

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Post by Goonanana »

last night you say.........

oh hang on i've just noticed they're not the same at all, my mistake :?

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Post by stats »

:lol: :lol: we want more

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Post by corkbarry »

As a French black arab jew who has Mexican dual citizenship I feel offended,why dont you pick on the Irish :oops:

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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