HELLO GOONERITES!

[gus ceasar is a legend]

Phew...........I have kept clear as for a minute I thought my bouncing breast relief picture had bought down the empire we know as ...... THE FORUM!

Well I am not going to harp on about the shennanigans of a spiteful, attentionn seeking no life who is obviously struggling with the menopause! Why should I as we never have had anyone like that here!?

Anyhow a belated hello again chums.....nice to be back!

I have only done this post as I have nothng else to sayat the moment!

Nothing to report apart from the Doris going mad when I told her how excited I was because we had spent some money on a 15 year old from near Essex that day........maybe I should have phrased it better!

Keep up the stirling work Gooners!

[Ben-gooner14]

Well that's a nice way to greet us all, well it has been a bit of a long time no see, so nice to hear all stations are running smothly.

[Belfast Boy]

Howdy Steve, in fact that's a poor choice of greeting considering the current climate, so I'll just say hello mate what's up???

[gus ceasar is a legend]

Hello Gary mate!

No nothing up...........just thought I would say hi as I have been away for a week!

Just for you I shall edit my topic!

Hope you are good!

[Wayno]

Welcome back Gus

[gus ceasar is a legend]

Evening Wayno!

I am sure you have been keeping the humour and alcohol consumption up in my absence!

How about a celebration pair of tits!

[Wayno]

Gus, great idea, tits and beer

[gus ceasar is a legend]

That's the spirit Wayno!

Look at this pair of lovelies decorating a whole weekends worth of gods sauce!

[Wayno]

Girls and beer

[gus ceasar is a legend]

This lady obviously has a talent for handling beer!

Can someone please get her a job in The Gunners!

[I Hate Hleb]

...Phew...........I have kept clear as for a minute I thought my bouncing breast relief picture had bought down the empire we know as ...... THE FORUM!..

SO LIKE A BIG GIRL YOU HID DID YOU, RATHER THAN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY?!!

..Well I am not going to harp on about the shennanigans of a spiteful, attentionn seeking no life who is obviously struggling with the menopause! Why should I as we never have had anyone like that here!?..

I THINK YOU ARE FORGETTING ABOUT SMOOT.... AH, BETTER NOT IN CASE HE GETS OFFENDED!!

[gus ceasar is a legend]

Evening my favoutite herb smoking Gooner!

I wasn't hiding I was simply laying low for the good of the forum you understand!

So apart from the Pink Catergate affair what else is new?

[I Hate Hleb]

WELL...

THE DEBATE ABOUT THE USE OF THE WORD Y** HAS CONTINUED WITH LITTLE CONSENSUS;

WE HAVE ANOTHER GOONERETTE ON THE FORUM CALLED 'MISS LOVELY' WHO DOESN'T GO FOR THE SMOOTH TYPE (BEING OLD SCHOOL, YOU'D BE IN WITH A CHANCE IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY MARRIED GUS );

TOMKINGSBURY UNINTENTIONALLY CAME OUT IN A RATHER SPECTACULAR MANNER ON ONE OF THE THREADS ;

AUGIE SAID SOMETHING POSITIVE (OKAY IT WAS ONLY ABOUT A JOKE I RE-TOLD, BUT STILL, IT'S A START )

MAGIC HAT HAS DISAPPEARED - ALTHOUGH BEING MAGIC, IT'S PROBABLY ONLY AN ILLUSION

AND ALMOST EVERYONE ON THE FORUM APART FROM ME HAS A SUDDEN HATRED FOR PINK CATS!!

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT I MISSED OUT LADS?

[Red Gunner]

Welcome back No tits but plenty of good-looking ladies drinking beer

[Chunky The Gooner]

Welcome back Gus !!!