I'm fucking wrecked

[safcftm]

Hence positng in basemaent. Fuck all to say like but me lass has fucked off (probs getting cock somethere else as normal) and im bored. Erm, well done v barca, we're goin gto lose at emirate sbut we're going to be all bullish and confident and thar before it and say your minds are elsewhee and we mite win anyway cos we're fucking mint. Why the fuck am i listening to the fucking black eyed peas eho are shit and looking up brothels in barcelona for the away trip? Fuck knows lads, fuck knows, ask him, he knows, go and win in barca, give us a cracking night out. fuck, gan to bed lad, fuck sake
PS Ive seen juan play for the arsenal (rangers away friendly) and i saw edu score twice, gerrin, claim to fame and that

[mrgnu1958]

great post

[safcftm]

fucking barca sounds alright for whores like- outr day after th sundeland arsensa game so days of beach stuff until the gooner sget there, nowt mch to do but fuck whilst me lass is away traking a length offd anyone she can ficnd, so need some fuckin dirty birds who are up for literally anytihng, mite get a barca whore from columboa to piss in me mouth, then gooners arrive and we'll sing a bit and dance about, tehn find a tout and pay fucking sdhit loads for a ticket in barcas end, whilst going mental if arsenal win, fucking mint trip in the offing like

[safcftm]

right lads, until you lot get to barca for a sing song about the wanky tottenham hotsuprs and their triup to see the pope (and can ee get some eduardo songs so i can slag that *word censored* benty?), i can be found http://www.felinabcn.com/felina-escortsen.php
ge the fuck in

[LDB]

Hence positng in basemaent. Fuck all to say like but me lass has fucked off (probs getting cock somethere else as normal) and im bored. Erm, well done v barca, we're goin gto lose at emirate sbut we're going to be all bullish and confident and thar before it and say your minds are elsewhee and we mite win anyway cos we're fucking mint. Why the fuck am i listening to the fucking black eyed peas eho are shit and looking up brothels in barcelona for the away trip? Fuck knows lads, fuck knows, ask him, he knows, go and win in barca, give us a cracking night out. fuck, gan to bed lad, fuck sake
PS Ive seen juan play for the arsenal (rangers away friendly) and i saw edu score twice, gerrin, claim to fame and that

[Henry Norris 1913]

right lads, until you lot get to barca for a sing song about the wanky tottenham hotsuprs and their triup to see the pope (and can ee get some eduardo songs so i can slag that c**t benty?), i can be found http://www.felinabcn.com/felina-escortsen.php
ge the fuck in

might have to visit "el rosso light districtro"

[pingu]

After trying very hard to figure out whats english, whats mackem and whats drunken gibberish ive decided....

Post of the year

[DB10GOONER]

After trying very hard to figure out whats english, whats mackem and whats drunken gibberish ive decided....

Post of the year

Ditto.

[olgitgooner]

Excellent stuff from our mackem mate.

[Rugby Gooner]

Good Skills safcftm!
Hope your'e ok

[safcftm]

fuck, just seen this! Hmm, typically im on the piss all day today as well- hopefully i can avoid a repeat though
Still, at least I've found a brothel, that'll come in useful!
and I cant believe that after a few pints I think that seeing Juan play is a claim to fame he played fairly well iirc

[1886]

fuck, just seen this! Hmm, typically im on the piss all day today as well- hopefully i can avoid a repeat though
Still, at least I've found a brothel, that'll come in useful!
and I cant believe that after a few pints I think that seeing Juan play is a claim to fame he played fairly well iirc

Great thread

[Arsenal 1991]

Glad I never post on this when I'm shitfaced!

[safcftm]

pissed again like and now discussing our rumoured trip to the usa on facebook, im sure this trip will be just the corporate success the club hope for- here is my facebook status:

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Sunderland rumoured to be travelling to USA for pre season- who else is up for it then?
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me: we'll be there marra- getting fucking wrecked in NYC or Washington, setting off flares next to the Whitehouse lol, generally being a bit of a hassle, sounds good!
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other: Hahahahaha
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me: you'll be there ha***e, i knaa that much! Whether we'll ever be allowed back im not so sure, but do we really give a fuck?
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other: Nah I will tourch the place haha! Imagine walking into a bar just off central park and your already in there haha epic times
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me: haha, they thought 9/11 was explosive, wait till SAFC turn up with flares and smoke bombs lol, i fucking hope it happens now like, we'll show the fuckers how to support a football team! We'll also molest their women and drink their beer, but thats by the by!
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another: Game as fuck!
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me: too right mate, we'll have a cracking time and they will never forget SAFC coming to visit!
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other: Ewan, i think youve had a bit to drink tonight son

I can just imagine you saying "molester" in your east east east Stirling accent hahaha
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me: ive always had a bit to drink marra, but we'll still be there pre season, you know we will be- we'll try the champagne in new york
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqlJl1LfDP4
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other: hahahahahahaha!!! yesss!!! im game
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me: bring it fucking on mate, going to be fucking mint- gan on quinny, you know you want to give us this pre season, it'd be up there with amsterdam (although i might fuck a few less whores, but them maybe not, haha)
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other: ahahaha creased at this, im exited just reading ha!
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me: haha, their whores have never experienced this, neither have their fans, but it'd be mint for all of us in the red and white- if i dont come back with at least AIDS and a banning order i'll be disappointed- bring it
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other: Steven you won't get served for drink in america lol. I'd be up for it if I could afford it
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other: ‎:o whats the age like? omg my world is coming down around me now
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me: its 21, but you'll get served easy marra- i'll just gan and get two pints and give you one of them, piece of piss
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other: hahaha yess!!

i will be 20 then aswell
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other: Im going in the NYPD jail
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me: fuck them man, i'll get you drink as easy as fuck, it'll be cracking, since when did we pay attention to the laws lol
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other:
correction "when did you pay attention to the laws" haha

nah i will get mullered and break into the empire state building and when they find me there will be an empty bottle of vodka, a curtain wrapped around me and a tattoo saying, "pennywe...ll > newyork" i will obviously be on the floor on concious and drewling everywhere.

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me: hahahahaha, it'll be fucking mint mate, we're taking the place over lol, and dont worry, i'll book us into the most exclusive clubs in NYC just for the craic, we'll show them how we do it in sunderland lol, if they want any takings for the night they wont refuse to serve you!
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other: How much do you think it would cost... and would it be a week?
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me: newcastle to new york could be about £500 in summer for a return, and then just however much you can spend on whores and drink- theres accommodation and that but fuck it, we'll just pull some yank bitches and fuck them at theirs for a free nights accommodation, lick their minge and they'll be happy enough, but for a week and a bit preseason probably looking about £800. Beg, steal or borrow it, it'll be worth it and fuck it, we'll gan to the best places there, might set you up with Rihanna
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another Hahaha!! This is absolutely hilarious!!
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me: you're coming mac lad, we know you're good for it! £800 wouldnt put yay off!
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another: It will shame to the holiday plans I have been thinking of
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me: fuck the holiday plans man, USA away, bring it on, unless yer holiday plans are with elisha cuthbert and shes gonna piss in yer mouth for a week and force you to swallow, i'd change plans like
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other: you disgusting creature ewan hahahaha yes lad!
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other: piss in me mouth and shit on my chest
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me: how marra, you cant beat some kinky shit lol, i might only love me angels all platonic and that, but that doesnt mean i dont fuck the shit out of everything else that walks lol
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other: hahaahaa... i will be disappointed if its not new york away
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me: it had better be marra, and we'll get some NYC lasses to do shit you've only seen in german porn vids anarl, just for the hell of it, cos we're fucking sunderland and we dont give a shit, seriously im a bit of a sexual deviant like, and USA seems just the place to gan, bring it
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other: hahaha fuck this shit, i dont think i want to go now ewan, you are far to kinky for me...

fuck it al try anything once haha
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me: of course you will, right, sorted, we're there! Just need Quinny to rubber stamp it then we'll show the whole of east coast just how kinky we are lol, they think they're the land of the free, they'll have a heart attack when they meet us on the pitch and off it!

[MegaGooner]

I'm too wrecked to be able to make sense of that loooooooooooong post