I'm fucking wrecked

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:35 pm

MegaGooner wrote:I'm too wrecked to be able to make sense of that loooooooooooong post

basically it says "we're going to america, we;re going to set off lots of smoke bombs and flares and make *word censored* of ourselves, you up for it?" "why aye", "mint, we'll also get some whores to piss on us", "mint"

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:45 pm

safcftm wrote:
MegaGooner wrote:I'm too wrecked to be able to make sense of that loooooooooooong post
basically it says "we're going to america, we;re going to set off lots of smoke bombs and flares and make c**ts of ourselves, you up for it?" "why aye", "mint, we'll also get some whores to piss on us", "mint"

Where do I sign up?

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:47 pm

MegaGooner wrote:
safcftm wrote:
MegaGooner wrote:I'm too wrecked to be able to make sense of that loooooooooooong post
basically it says "we're going to america, we;re going to set off lots of smoke bombs and flares and make c**ts of ourselves, you up for it?" "why aye", "mint, we'll also get some whores to piss on us", "mint"
Where do I sign up?

feel free to come along like, the more the merrier

Basically, we go to games and make a bit noise, set off smoke bombs and the likes and often get kicked out

now quinny might well be sending us to america, so we reckon we'll go and meet some kinky whores and, well, set off some flares

i'm sure the club will be just delighted to see us turn up!

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:33 pm

safcftm wrote:
MegaGooner wrote:
safcftm wrote:
MegaGooner wrote:I'm too wrecked to be able to make sense of that loooooooooooong post
basically it says "we're going to america, we;re going to set off lots of smoke bombs and flares and make c**ts of ourselves, you up for it?" "why aye", "mint, we'll also get some whores to piss on us", "mint"
Where do I sign up?
feel free to come along like, the more the merrier
Basically, we go to games and make a bit noise, set off smoke bombs and the likes and often get kicked out now quinny might well be sending us to america, so we reckon we'll go and meet some kinky whores and, well, set off some flares i'm sure the club will be just delighted to see us turn up!

Can I be your friend? haha you LEGEND!

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:47 pm

you knaa it'll be a mint trip

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:54 pm

safcftm wrote:right lads, until you lot get to barca for a sing song about the wanky tottenham hotsuprs and their triup to see the pope (and can ee get some eduardo songs so i can slag that c**t benty?), i can be found http://www.felinabcn.com/felina-escortsen.php
ge the fuck in

Thanks for the informative link, bookmarked.

I see that Lorena specialises in "anal kissing"

Does that mean you kiss her arse or vice versa?!

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:59 pm

Dan_85 wrote:
safcftm wrote:right lads, until you lot get to barca for a sing song about the wanky tottenham hotsuprs and their triup to see the pope (and can ee get some eduardo songs so i can slag that c**t benty?), i can be found http://www.felinabcn.com/felina-escortsen.php
ge the fuck in
Thanks for the informative link, bookmarked. I see that Lorena specialises in "anal kissing" Does that mean you kiss her arse or vice versa?!

you fucking legend mate, i missed that. tbh, im hoping its me kissing hers, dont particularly like having me own arse kissed but i fucking lick me lasses arse all ower the shop, cant beat the taste of licking a nice arse

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:13 am

safcftm wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:
safcftm wrote:right lads, until you lot get to barca for a sing song about the wanky tottenham hotsuprs and their triup to see the pope (and can ee get some eduardo songs so i can slag that c**t benty?), i can be found http://www.felinabcn.com/felina-escortsen.php
ge the fuck in
Thanks for the informative link, bookmarked. I see that Lorena specialises in "anal kissing" Does that mean you kiss her arse or vice versa?!
you fucking legend mate, i missed that. tbh, im hoping its me kissing hers, dont particularly like having me own arse kissed but i fucking lick me lasses arse all ower the shop, cant beat the taste of licking a nice arse

Indeed, providing it's all neat & well kept of course! Reminds me of an old flat mate who brought a girl back only to discover she had some weird anal skin tag thing going on down there (Google it if you're feeling brave

), said he nearly threw up all over her lol. Naturally we pissed ourselves laughing at this...

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:18 am

harsh! nah, im sure these are all okay! Im quite up for their outcall service tbh, cos i cant be arsed with finding their place, trouble is im sharing a room with a mate- might need to get him to fuck off for a while, or get another room for meself one night, or just get pissed on and lick a lasses arse infront of him

This is why you should never let a mackem lad go to watch arsenal away

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:59 am

Can we go dan? Can we can we can we?! haha PURE filth, you dirty northern bastard

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:10 am

well ive just emailed them asking for a lass to give us a golden shower, let us lick her arse and fuck us on the monday night- a 2 hour call out, will let you know what the price is! See, its all alright for you gooners going out with your 2-1 lead and that, but for a random mackem its not quite the same, i need to make the most of leaving me lass behind for a few days and this seems like a good plan, then i'll focus on going out on the tuesday and joining in with the atmosphere, but i need to get me end away first!

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:56 am

safcftm wrote:haha, their whores have never experienced this, neither have their fans, but it'd be mint for all of us in the red and white- if i dont come back with at least AIDS and a banning order i'll be disappointed- bring it

safcftm wrote:newcastle to new york could be about Â£500 in summer for a return, and then just however much you can spend on whores and drink- theres accommodation and that but fuck it, we'll just pull some yank bitches and fuck them at theirs for a free nights accommodation, lick their minge and they'll be happy enough, but for a week and a bit preseason probably looking about Â£800. Beg, steal or borrow it, it'll be worth it and fuck it, we'll gan to the best places there, might set you up with Rihanna

safcftm wrote:fuck the holiday plans man, USA away, bring it on, unless yer holiday plans are with elisha cuthbert and shes gonna piss in yer mouth for a week and force you to swallow, i'd change plans like

safcftm wrote:it had better be marra, and we'll get some NYC lasses to do shit you've only seen in german porn vids anarl, just for the hell of it, cos we're fucking sunderland and we dont give a shit, seriously im a bit of a sexual deviant like, and USA seems just the place to gan, bring it

you dont fucking say?!

safcftm wrote:well ive just emailed them asking for a lass to give us a golden shower, let us lick her arse and fuck us on the monday night- a 2 hour call out, will let you know what the price is!

including parts?

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:08 am

not my fault I'm a deviant like, me first serious lass was a bit ower kinky and always needed to piss or shit on us before she could get up for sex (often needed a good arse licking as well) so after her I've found most lasses to be a bit tame

Aye, I'm blaming Hannah, it's her fault I'm going to get a Barcelona whore to piss in me mouth, honest haha
PS I'm going to wake up tomorrow, get sober and think "far, far too much information"!

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:37 am

safcftm wrote::
PS I'm going to wake up tomorrow, get sober and think "far, far too much information"!

That will be the least of your problems when KingJayson returns and logs on here.

But hang on. I don't get it. If you want some septic bird to piss in your mouth take the cheap option, find somewhere with a fit barmaid and get her to pull you a pint of Bud Light and you will not notice a fucking difference.

Then you put on your posh accent (obviously I don't put it on

but you might have to being a mackem and all) and I will buy everyone on this thread a pint if she isn't bent over the bar with your tongue extending out the other end by closing time.*

And the yanks won't make a fuss they are too busy watching handegg and drinking fucking shite. Yuengling and Sam Adams excepted. If you're going NYC just one thing don't get pissed and wake up in Washington Square Park as your arse will look like a fuckin crater the next morning. **

For Barca go to las Ramblas and Port Olimpic... and then get in some brass. Saves you the trouble and the ones on there looked ayt..

*works for an ugly *word censored* like me too

**happened to my cousin....

Pissed? Naaaaaah.

1886 · Post by **1886** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 9:45 pm

SWLGooner wrote:But hang on. I don't get it. If you want some septic bird to piss in your mouth take the cheap option, find somewhere with a fit barmaid and get her to pull you a pint of Bud Light and you will not notice a fucking difference.