STOKE CITY THREAD

Post by **HashKads** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:07 am

Ted Baker wrote:
Have no fear on Wednesday. Wallsnot hates playing against us and, fatbigarse will probably be rested, van pussie will not relish a dual with Huth or Shawcross. That leaves won'tshere and arsehaving who will have their sights on wembley. So yes they are there for the taking. Go get em Stoke.

Read more: http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/ind ... z1EXsayZQ3
Some mug on their forum.

"fatbigarse" my eleven year old sister wouldn't say something as childish.

But remember the whole of Stoke City have a combined age of 2. Inbreds.

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:34 am

I hate these inbreds so fucking much. The Premier League, it's meant to be an advert for the best football in the world & you've got these *word censored* trying to throw the ball into the net from the dugout.

Make no mistake it'll be a case of pure bodies & mayhem in the box for them, kicking & lashing wildly like piranhas in a feeding frenzy, in the hope of it somehow pinging in off John Carew's arse or something. Christ, the greatest footballing team on earth at our place last Wednesday, Pubis & his cloggers this one. What a difference 7 days makes...

Their forum is depressing stuff, imagine following Stoke. This is the highlight of your football supporting life;

anyone got any chants ? I thing "Just can't get enough" has to be tried, "Wenger your a w@nker" also

What a hilariously funny & original bunch.

Captain Fabregas · Post by **Captain Fabregas** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:43 am

have a feeling we are gonna show them how to play football and i don't normally get that feeling.

That's a loss then

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:38 am

some of them are a bit more grounded:

we will defend that deep we will be in barnet,he will play the chuckle brothers up front, jones and walters, we will be set up to lose,wilson and pugh who both will get ripped new arseholes.there midfield will destroy whithead and delap and our hoof it long football will get no where, heres to west brom a week on monday

is it a compliment being called the harlem globetrotters?

they DO NOT like our dear captain

Deise Gooner · Post by **Deise Gooner** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:00 am

xDAVEYx wrote:some of them are a bit more grounded:

we will defend that deep we will be in barnet,he will play the chuckle brothers up front, jones and walters, we will be set up to lose,wilson and pugh who both will get ripped new arseholes.there midfield will destroy whithead and delap and our hoof it long football will get no where, heres to west brom a week on monday
is it a compliment being called the harlem globetrotters?

they DO NOT like our dear captain

They can give it but cant take it

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:03 am

I had a look at that forum a few weeks back and it is literally arsenal obsessed. I think we hurt their darling feelings when we didn't just sit down quietly and think "oh well its a mans game" when that reckless Neanderthal crashed through Ramsey's leg at about 10000 mph.

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:58 am

Grrghh! Just remembered it was moved to the Wednesday!

Nevermind I really can't wait. I've got the in-laws around at the mo and just looking forward to the excuse of getting out the house regardless of the opposition. Love em to bits but I'm starting to go stir crazy.

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:18 am

Ted Baker wrote:this northern lot are abysmal. anyone see their goals against sunderland the other week? launch the ball into the box via throw in and pile all your men towards the goal, in the hope that it takes a knock off someone and goes in. sunday league stuff, i hope they're back in the championship before long. shit c**ts.

Did the same against Brighton! In fact,do the same against everyone,and if that doesn't work plan B is maim an opposing player! Also,we should make sure that no towels are available for that *word censored* Delap!(time wasting wanker!)

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:33 am

Rugby Gooner wrote:
Ted Baker wrote:this northern lot are abysmal. anyone see their goals against sunderland the other week? launch the ball into the box via throw in and pile all your men towards the goal, in the hope that it takes a knock off someone and goes in. sunday league stuff, i hope they're back in the championship before long. shit c**ts.
Did the same against Brighton! In fact,do the same against everyone,and if that doesn't work plan B is maim an opposing player! Also,we should make sure that no towels are available for that c**t Delap!(time wasting wanker!)

Should also do what Birmingham did and move the advertising hoardings to a metre of the touchline. He was only allow a 1 step run up!

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:45 am

Boomer wrote:
Rugby Gooner wrote:
Ted Baker wrote:this northern lot are abysmal. anyone see their goals against sunderland the other week? launch the ball into the box via throw in and pile all your men towards the goal, in the hope that it takes a knock off someone and goes in. sunday league stuff, i hope they're back in the championship before long. shit c**ts.
Did the same against Brighton! In fact,do the same against everyone,and if that doesn't work plan B is maim an opposing player! Also,we should make sure that no towels are available for that c**t Delap!(time wasting wanker!)
Should also do what Birmingham did and move the advertising hoardings to a metre of the touchline. He was only allow a 1 step run up!

Can we cover the match ball with engine grease too? That'll teach him

cusamano · Post by **cusamano** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:38 pm

3 points, no matter how. Come on Arsenal!

AA23Northbank · Post by **AA23Northbank** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:02 pm

Hope we smash the *word censored*, whoever's going not only give support to the lads but give Shawcross and Pulis grief, couple of grade A wankers. Glen Whelan though deserves a decent reception for being by Rambo's side after he broke his leg.

UP THE ARSENAL

BournemouthRED · Post by **BournemouthRED** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:58 pm

arsenal A team please

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:16 pm

I hope Delap breaks his fuckin fingers.

When we played up there a while back, the ref asked AW if he had any objections to Delap using a towel. AW said he had no objections.

I reckon it's an unfair advantage and it's time wasting. Which means the *word censored* should be booked every time he uses a towel.

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:41 pm

I reckon it's an unfair advantage and it's time wasting. Which means the c**t should be booked every time he uses a towel.

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HEAR,HEAR!