STOKE CITY THREAD

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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Deise Gooner
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Post by Deise Gooner »

scfc64 wrote:It's like world war 3 this thread ! You gooners really have it in for us and I don't know why?

Even the wife has hit the roof,but I did swap the bed for a trampoline,no sense of humour.

I'm in two minds weather go or not,I think I'll have my head kicked in,I'm torn in two as to what to do,I'm sweating like garry glitter in currys.

But I'll go,I'll brave it out,just keep my head down.

So onto to match. Two teams,one passing and moving,pleasing on the eye,the other,up and at them,in your face,rugby style. I just hope mr wenger sends
his team out to play the passing game,like we do.

Great win in the cl last week,but like Paul McCartney,don't be getting to excited over one leg!

Enjoy the game,bye.

Ps,I know you think we are all inbred,but what about if AW married Darth Vader? He would become Mr Arsene Vader,the old ones are always the best!
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Post by Boomer »

scfc64 wrote:It's like world war 3 this thread ! You gooners really have it in for us and I don't know why?

Even the wife has hit the roof,but I did swap the bed for a trampoline,no sense of humour.

I'm in two minds weather go or not,I think I'll have my head kicked in,I'm torn in two as to what to do,I'm sweating like garry glitter in currys.

But I'll go,I'll brave it out,just keep my head down.

So onto to match. Two teams,one passing and moving,pleasing on the eye,the other,up and at them,in your face,rugby style. I just hope mr wenger sends
his team out to play the passing game,like we do.

Great win in the cl last week,but like Paul McCartney,don't be getting to excited over one leg!

Enjoy the game,bye.

Ps,I know you think we are all inbred,but what about if AW married Darth Vader? He would become Mr Arsene Vader,the old ones are always the best!
Football is man's game and we appreciate that. A contact sport.
We don't go out and maim other players which judging by your own supporters is the Stoke way of thinking. :roll:
i just hope we injure a few of them. It would be like a victory if we broke that *word censored* fabregas's leg!

I'm hoping for:
Van Persie
Nasri
Walcott
Wilshire

out for the season

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN STOKE!!!!!

And of course Fabregas's career ended!
Class! :roll:

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Post by Boomer »

Oh and which clubs behind the twitter Trending of #dirtyArsenal.

Stupidily this works in our favour. Us against the world. Ta! :wink:

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Dont get so wrapped up in it all boys. Each fan will back their club to the hilt as expected but dont have a cardiac if a Stokey has a different view to us. Just be thankful that you were blessed in following your team across the country and Europe...
And only visit "Delilah's" once a year....

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Post by Perryashburtongroves »

I'd be chuffed to bits if Ryan Shawcross's leg came off in a tackle. I'd chuck it about over my head like the old days of terracing when the ball went into the away fans and then lob it back on wrapped in a towel as soon as the strecther came on and they took him off.

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Post by Henry Norris 1913 »

@stoke fan

I don't hate stoke . You hate us- for some bizarre reason , even though its you who clatter our players and sing about how we're the cheats when your players use towels for throw ins and practically try to punch the ball in the net.
can anyone remember the last time stoke scored a good goal? :?

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Post by highburyJD »

I hate Stoke
I really really hate Stoke
disgusting team, town and fans

but I don't want them injured
I want them humiliated, I want a football brutalisation, full relentless mockery. I want Shawcross twisted, twined and nutmegged so many times his eyes end up permanently crossed (at least he'll fit in even better with the locals)

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Post by frankbutcher »

Oh the irony. Pot, Kettle, Black.

Stoke are literally obsessed with us, even when we're not playing them. SCFC - you come on here making out you're the good guy, but actually all you are doing is making sly digs at us. If that's what you're about, it proves our point really..... Stoke are bitter, abusive slags, who can dish it out, but can't take it.

Sod off, and take your arrogance with you.

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Post by RNTGOONER »

Stoke are not a football team, and enough of their fans sang "he's only got one leg" to a young kid who does not have a rep for being nasty, cocky or aggressive to know they are in the main arseholes, the crowd reaction was as bit if not worse than the tackle - so SAFC64 YOU AND YOUR LOT CAN FUCK OFF AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED.

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Post by QuartzGooner »

Inbred?

See below.

The bloke in the middle is the dad.
The bloke on his right is his brother.
The bloke on the dad's left is his son.
And also his nephew.
Because the mum is the dad's sister.

The bloke on the far right with the badge on his jacket is the son of Tony Pulis and a woman who's name he does not know, largely because he never saw her face in the back of the white van parked in a lay by where the son was conceived.

The girl behind them with the blonde hair has not had any kids, because despite having had sex every night for the last 10 years, she has yet to work out that it's been going in the wrong hole.

The bloke with the white hair and beard, he is her father.
And also her lover of the last 10 years.

The woman at the front.
She has genitalia of both genders.

The man at the back in the Adidas jacket.
He ate nearly all the pies, and used the warm filing from the rest of them as ***** lubricant.


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Just joking SCFC64 :D, but yes, we are up for it, because of Ramsey.

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I'm living in Stoke at the moment, as I'm at uni here. It's not the nicest place in the world, I'll give you that. My experience of the fans has generally been good though, my stokey flatmate got us some cheap tickets to go see them play Birmingham, which they won 3-2 and the atmosphere was great. However I still despise most of their team and style of play. I hope we hammer them.

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Watson wrote:I'm living in Stoke at the moment, as I'm at uni here. It's not the nicest place in the world, I'll give you that. My experience of the fans has generally been good though, my stokey flatmate got us some cheap tickets to go see them play Birmingham, which they won 3-2 and the atmosphere was great. However I still despise most of their team and style of play. I hope we hammer them.
You need to get more than two (preferably partisan) posts behind you before you go sympathising..... Geeerrrrooouut


:shock: :wink:

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Post by scfc64 »

QuartzGooner wrote:Inbred?

See below.

The bloke in the middle is the dad.
The bloke on his right is his brother.
The bloke on the dad's left is his son.
And also his nephew.
Because the mum is the dad's sister.

The bloke on the far right with the badge on his jacket is the son of Tony Pulis and a woman who's name he does not know, largely because he never saw her face in the back of the white van parked in a lay by where the son was conceived.

The girl behind them with the blonde hair has not had any kids, because despite having had sex every night for the last 10 years, she has yet to work out that it's been going in the wrong hole.

The bloke with the white hair and beard, he is her father.
And also her lover of the last 10 years.

The woman at the front.
She has genitalia of both genders.

The man at the back in the Adidas jacket.
He ate nearly all the pies, and used the warm filing from the rest of them as ***** lubricant.


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Just joking SCFC64 :D, but yes, we are up for it, because of Ramsey.
very funny,you've outted me!!! :sex:

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Post by Perryashburtongroves »

I'm living in Stoke at the moment,

Move. Now.

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RNTGOONER wrote:Stoke are not a football team, and enough of their fans sang "he's only got one leg" to a young kid who does not have a rep for being nasty, cocky or aggressive to know they are in the main arseholes, the crowd reaction was as bit if not worse than the tackle - so SAFC64 YOU AND YOUR LOT CAN FUCK OFF AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED.
its a free country,you can say what you like,people have layed down their life for us to be free and have the freedom to say what they like,but please,please and again please,its scfc64 not safc64,thank you.

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