Favourite quotes from the office!

mikeyb772001 · Post by **mikeyb772001** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:13 pm

Not everyoneâ€™s cup of team but all these years later it still makes me fucking laugh!!!

A classic one below!

Tim: You really are a couple of sad little men, aren't you?
Gareth: Oh yeah, they're sad little men. Heâ€™s thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:33 pm

I was just wondering if a boy will ever be born that can outswim a shark.

mikeyb772001 · Post by **mikeyb772001** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:38 pm

This is by far the best moment ever in the office. Also the funniest thing I have ever seen on TV to this day.

The training session about how to deal with angry customers.

David: I'd like to make a complaint please.
Rowan: Don't care.
David: Well, I am staying in the hotel..
Rowan: Don't care, it's not my shift.
David: Well you're an ambassador for the hotel...
Rowan: I don't care what you think..
David: I think you'll care when I tell you what the complaint is...
Rowan: I don't care!
David: I think there's been a rape up there! See, I got his attention. Get. Their. Attention.

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:55 am

mikeyb772001 wrote:This is by far the best moment ever in the office. Also the funniest thing I have ever seen on TV to this day.

The training session about how to deal with angry customers.

David: I'd like to make a complaint please.
Rowan: Don't care.
David: Well, I am staying in the hotel..
Rowan: Don't care, it's not my shift.
David: Well you're an ambassador for the hotel...
Rowan: I don't care what you think..
David: I think you'll care when I tell you what the complaint is...
Rowan: I don't care!
David: I think there's been a rape up there! See, I got his attention. Get. Their. Attention.

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:17 am

â€œI can see why someone would find that offensive.â€

mikeyb772001 · Post by **mikeyb772001** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:20 am

David Brent with the new Guy - So funny

â€œThis is Sanj, this guy does the best Ali G impersonation, Aiiieee. I canâ€™t do it, go on, do it.â€

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:33 pm

Love the bit where Gareth points at Tim's new bird's gowk and says "If you want me to go in there..."

mikeyb772001 · Post by **mikeyb772001** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:36 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Love the bit where Gareth points at Tim's new bird's gowk and says "If you want me to go in there..."

Arr man seriously thats just killed me, That was so funny

Didnt he say he doesnt normally but he would..?

So many liitle funny moments that are genius!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:46 pm

mikeyb772001 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Love the bit where Gareth points at Tim's new bird's gowk and says "If you want me to go in there..."

Arr man seriously thats just killed me, That was so funny

Didnt he say he doesnt normally but he would..?

So many liitle funny moments that are genius!

Yeah. My missus bought me the complete box set and it is just the funniest thing ever. LOVED that show. SO FUCKING BETTER than the septics version.

Post by **REB** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:29 pm

american office is so much better

Yankee_Gooner_Dandee · Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:43 pm

english office

american office

jonny3110 · Post by **jonny3110** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:05 pm

Tim hides a dildo in Brents office, he comes out and announces

"what am I doing in there with that...she says its not hers and I for one beleive her"

"It's mine"

"good...so what have we learnt?"

"don't leave ya dildo lying around??"

"don't let it out of your site"

Same episode, Neil Bakes a cake for the office, Brent has one bite:

"Oooh, bit rich innit?! bit sweet...I prefer a flan!"

Henry Norris 1913 · Post by **Henry Norris 1913** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:58 pm

american office is better in every way. plus ricky gervaise is a hairy short arse *word censored*

merson_is_god · Post by **merson_is_god** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:42 pm

"Mr toad" scene

"Goggled eyed freak!"

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:25 am

American Office is shite. I have spoken.