Have one on me

It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
Post Reply
User avatar
frankbutcher
Posts: 3857
Joined: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:07 pm
Location: Arsenal's Treatment Room

Post by frankbutcher »

I went to the University of Nottingham. Top 10 in the Premier League at the time I was there. Now languishing in the lower echelons of The Championship......

A bit like Ipswich Town..... :oops:
Top
User avatar
I Hate Hleb
Posts: 18632
Joined: Wed May 16, 2007 3:36 pm
Location: London

Post by I Hate Hleb »

I went to Oxford University - winners of this years boat race!!! :barscarf: :barscarf: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Top
User avatar
SWLGooner
Posts: 10483
Joined: Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:58 pm
Location: Islington Town Hall, applauding the fourth place trophy.

Post by SWLGooner »

I Hate Hleb wrote:I went to Oxford University - winners of this years boat race!!!
From Oxon to junkie... Where did it all go wrong? ;)
Top
User avatar
marcengels
Posts: 7208
Joined: Sat May 02, 2009 11:12 pm
Location: North Bank

Post by marcengels »

I used to work as a cleaner during the day at M.I.T, and when no-one was looking, completed complex mathematical problems on the board (easy for me 8) )

Then I would go out in Boston and get shitfaced with my mates, picked up women, and pissed off inbred student scum.

8)
Top
User avatar
DB10GOONER
Posts: 62184
Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Contact:
Contact DB10GOONER

Post by DB10GOONER »

FOAD student pikey scum. :evil:


But seriously I'd like to say well done if it was anything that fucking mattered in the real world where my bastarding taxes pay for sponging unwashed layabouts like you ya fucking mopsucking bastard.

Sorry sorry... just find it difficult to be polite to students...


:lol: :wink:


And yeah I fucking know my taxes don't pay for Engerlish student scum, only the Oirish variant! :wink:

Reminds me of a junkie overheard in Dublin telling a student how his dole paid for the student! :lol: :wink:

Well done mate. Now get a job.

Sorry sorry... :wink:
Top
User avatar
OneBardGooner
Posts: 48239
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
Location: Close To The Edge

Post by OneBardGooner »

DB10GOONER wrote:FOAD student pikey scum. :evil:


But seriously I'd like to say well done if it was anything that fucking mattered in the real world where my bastarding taxes pay for sponging unwashed layabouts like you ya fucking mopsucking bastard.

Sorry sorry... just find it difficult to be polite to students...


:lol: :wink:


And yeah I fucking know my taxes don't pay for Engerlish student scum, only the Oirish variant! :wink:

Reminds me of a junkie overheard in Dublin telling a student how his dole paid for the student! :lol: :wink:

Well done mate. Now get a job.

Sorry sorry... :wink:

:coffeespit:



:hmmthink:




:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:
Top
User avatar
flash gunner
Posts: 29243
Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:55 am
Location: Armchairsville. FACT.

Post by flash gunner »

I left school at 13 got an apprenticeship as a cleaner and now earn £8,000 a year.... Suck on that one student scum

8)

:?

:cry:

:worried:
Top
LDB
Posts: 6663
Joined: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:13 pm
Location: Having a cup of tea and waiting for all this to blow over

Post by LDB »

DB10GOONER wrote:FOAD student pikey scum. :evil:


But seriously I'd like to say well done if it was anything that fucking mattered in the real world where my bastarding taxes pay for sponging unwashed layabouts like you ya fucking mopsucking bastard.

Sorry sorry... just find it difficult to be polite to students...


:lol: :wink:


And yeah I fucking know my taxes don't pay for Engerlish student scum, only the Oirish variant! :wink:

Reminds me of a junkie overheard in Dublin telling a student how his dole paid for the student! :lol: :wink:

Well done mate. Now get a job.

Sorry sorry... :wink:
hey you should be greatful, people getting minted off the back of a good education raises the demand for driveway tarmacers exponentially 8)
Top
User avatar
DB10GOONER
Posts: 62184
Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Contact:
Contact DB10GOONER

Post by DB10GOONER »

LDB wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:FOAD student pikey scum. :evil:


But seriously I'd like to say well done if it was anything that fucking mattered in the real world where my bastarding taxes pay for sponging unwashed layabouts like you ya fucking mopsucking bastard.

Sorry sorry... just find it difficult to be polite to students...


:lol: :wink:


And yeah I fucking know my taxes don't pay for Engerlish student scum, only the Oirish variant! :wink:

Reminds me of a junkie overheard in Dublin telling a student how his dole paid for the student! :lol: :wink:

Well done mate. Now get a job.

Sorry sorry... :wink:
hey you should be greatful, people getting minted off the back of a good education raises the demand for driveway tarmacers exponentially 8)
:lol:

Just remember though, while you are at work that driveway tarmacer is banging the arse off your wife. 8)
Top
User avatar
flash gunner
Posts: 29243
Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:55 am
Location: Armchairsville. FACT.

Post by flash gunner »

DB10GOONER wrote:
LDB wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:FOAD student pikey scum. :evil:


But seriously I'd like to say well done if it was anything that fucking mattered in the real world where my bastarding taxes pay for sponging unwashed layabouts like you ya fucking mopsucking bastard.

Sorry sorry... just find it difficult to be polite to students...


:lol: :wink:


And yeah I fucking know my taxes don't pay for Engerlish student scum, only the Oirish variant! :wink:

Reminds me of a junkie overheard in Dublin telling a student how his dole paid for the student! :lol: :wink:

Well done mate. Now get a job.

Sorry sorry... :wink:
hey you should be greatful, people getting minted off the back of a good education raises the demand for driveway tarmacers exponentially 8)
:lol:

Just remember though, while you are at work that driveway tarmacer is banging the arse off your wife. 8)
Always going on about shagging English women, me thinks the lady doth protest too much...... Aint had any in a while, have you mate! :lol:
Top
User avatar
Number 5
Posts: 4553
Joined: Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:54 pm
Location: DC Universe

Post by Number 5 »

marcengels wrote:I used to work as a cleaner during the day at M.I.T, and when no-one was looking, completed complex mathematical problems on the board (easy for me 8) )

Then I would go out in Boston and get shitfaced with my mates, picked up women, and pissed off inbred student scum.

8)
Did one of them have a head that was as wide as it was long with cheekbones in different zip codes?

Cos if she did, I think we should have twosed up on them apples. 8)
Top
User avatar
marcengels
Posts: 7208
Joined: Sat May 02, 2009 11:12 pm
Location: North Bank

Post by marcengels »

Number 5 wrote:
marcengels wrote:I used to work as a cleaner during the day at M.I.T, and when no-one was looking, completed complex mathematical problems on the board (easy for me 8) )

Then I would go out in Boston and get shitfaced with my mates, picked up women, and pissed off inbred student scum.

8)
Did one of them have a head that was as wide as it was long with cheekbones in different zip codes?

Cos if she did, I think we should have twosed up on them apples. 8)
:lol:

Yes, it was misleading at night time.

When I met her for coffee the next day, I did start to wonder how many cocks me and my mates could fit in that mouth.



:shock: :wink:
Top
User avatar
DB10GOONER
Posts: 62184
Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Contact:
Contact DB10GOONER

Post by DB10GOONER »

flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LDB wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:FOAD student pikey scum. :evil:


But seriously I'd like to say well done if it was anything that fucking mattered in the real world where my bastarding taxes pay for sponging unwashed layabouts like you ya fucking mopsucking bastard.

Sorry sorry... just find it difficult to be polite to students...


:lol: :wink:


And yeah I fucking know my taxes don't pay for Engerlish student scum, only the Oirish variant! :wink:

Reminds me of a junkie overheard in Dublin telling a student how his dole paid for the student! :lol: :wink:

Well done mate. Now get a job.

Sorry sorry... :wink:
hey you should be greatful, people getting minted off the back of a good education raises the demand for driveway tarmacers exponentially 8)
:lol:

Just remember though, while you are at work that driveway tarmacer is banging the arse off your wife. 8)
Always going on about shagging English women, me thinks the lady doth protest too much...... Aint had any in a while, have you mate! :lol:
:lol:

It's not my fault Engerlish women like the Oirish cock, mate. 8) Maybe if Engerlishmen didn't spend quite so much time dressed as women... :-P :wink:
Top
LDB
Posts: 6663
Joined: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:13 pm
Location: Having a cup of tea and waiting for all this to blow over

Post by LDB »

DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LDB wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:FOAD student pikey scum. :evil:


But seriously I'd like to say well done if it was anything that fucking mattered in the real world where my bastarding taxes pay for sponging unwashed layabouts like you ya fucking mopsucking bastard.

Sorry sorry... just find it difficult to be polite to students...


:lol: :wink:


And yeah I fucking know my taxes don't pay for Engerlish student scum, only the Oirish variant! :wink:

Reminds me of a junkie overheard in Dublin telling a student how his dole paid for the student! :lol: :wink:

Well done mate. Now get a job.

Sorry sorry... :wink:
hey you should be greatful, people getting minted off the back of a good education raises the demand for driveway tarmacers exponentially 8)
:lol:

Just remember though, while you are at work that driveway tarmacer is banging the arse off your wife. 8)
Always going on about shagging English women, me thinks the lady doth protest too much...... Aint had any in a while, have you mate! :lol:
:lol:

It's not my fault Engerlish women like the Oirish cock, mate. 8) Maybe if Engerlishmen didn't spend quite so much time dressed as women... :-P :wink:
And its a good thing that, just like in football, you irish love our sloppy seconds 8) :wink:
Top
Post Reply

Return to “The Cannonballs”