Steak & BJ Day

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Miss Lovely
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SPUDMASHER wrote:God I'm disappointed :?

Twice now I've looked at the index page and seen that Miss Lovely has posted on the Steak and BJ thread, and twice I have been disappointed to find that she is not discussing BJ's :roll: :roll:

What is the world coming to :wink:
were you going to offer me some top tips or vice versa?

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Miss Lovely wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:God I'm disappointed :?

Twice now I've looked at the index page and seen that Miss Lovely has posted on the Steak and BJ thread, and twice I have been disappointed to find that she is not discussing BJ's :roll: :roll:

What is the world coming to :wink:
were you going to offer me some top tips or vice versa?
I'm afraid that I have no experience in that field and was hoping to learn from you. Any suggestions will be passed onto my wife for future training. Although I do think I am talking a long way in the future if todays mood is anything to go by :roll:

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SPUDMASHER buy her a bunch of flowers and say sorry it always works :roll: might even get you a BJ if your lucky

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SPUDMASHER wrote:
Miss Lovely wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:God I'm disappointed :?

Twice now I've looked at the index page and seen that Miss Lovely has posted on the Steak and BJ thread, and twice I have been disappointed to find that she is not discussing BJ's :roll: :roll:

What is the world coming to :wink:
were you going to offer me some top tips or vice versa?
I'm afraid that I have no experience in that field and was hoping to learn from you. Any suggestions will be passed onto my wife for future training. Although I do think I am talking a long way in the future if todays mood is anything to go by :roll:
So why would you be wanting to learn the ancient Greek art of fellatio Spud?

Do you have a secret Vanantine date with Magic Hat or Tom?

:lol: :shock: :? :lol:

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flash gunner wrote:SPUDMASHER buy her a bunch of flowers and say sorry it always works :roll: might even get you a BJ if your lucky
now that sounds like he'd be pushing his luck i reckon! :roll:

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RTFP Gus,

or 'Read The F*cking Post'

I want to pass tips on to my missus.
If Miss Lovely can't come up with any then I'll just have to carry on with what she learnt from Mrs Gus :lol: :lol: :wink:

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I have read the post and it clearly states.......

"I have no experience in that field and was hoping to learn from you"

Now c'mon it is 2008 and we all live in a more tolerant and understanding society!

:lol:

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Stay calm SPUDMASHER anyone would think youve got something to hide :wink: :lol: :lol:

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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:I have read the post and it clearly states.......

"I have no experience in that field and was hoping to learn from you"

Now c'mon it is 2008 and we all live in a more tolerant and understanding society!

:lol:
Are you a New Labour spin doctor in disguise :wink:

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I can be many things in disguise but I am not interested in your role play fetish thank you!

:lol:

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SPUDMASHER wrote:RTFP Gus,

or 'Read The F*cking Post'

I want to pass tips on to my missus.
If Miss Lovely can't come up with any then I'll just have to carry on with what she learnt from Mrs Gus :lol: :lol: :wink:
well what exactly is the problem with the way your wife does it??

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Does she put it in her ear?

:lol: :shock: :lol:

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Come back tomorrow for the next gripping instalment of steak and BJ day.Will Miss Lovely show Spudmashers missus how to do it :?: or does Miss Lovely herself know how,or is Doris the evil genius behind this thread. :lol:

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corkbarry wrote:Come back tomorrow for the next gripping instalment of steak and BJ day.Will Miss Lovely show Spudmashers missus how to do it :?: or does Miss Lovely herself know how,or is Doris the evil genius behind this thread. :lol:
hahahaha, or alternatively just go to Tescos and buy yourself a nice steak, fry or grill to your choice!

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Miss Lovely..A question...Is it true that some Ladys DONT like giving BJ"s and why do you think that is?

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